Our Dealer’s Choice Box is made for those who love variety, trust our taste, or just want the freshest surprise drops delivered on autopilot.

What’s Inside the Box?
We hand-select strains from our freshest batches:

• Value Tier: Due to limited strain availability, Value Dealer’s Choice ships in 7-gram mylar bags instead of 3.5g. You’ll receive 4 different strains per ounce (28g)—the same total weight, just larger portions of each strain. Because of this packaging format and the nature of our value inventory, we have less flexibility with curation and cannot guarantee all indica, all sativa, all hybrid, or a single phenotype. Each box will include a balanced mix based on what’s available at the time of packing.

• Mixed, Premium & Top Shelf Tiers: Each strain comes in 3.5-gram mylar bags for maximum variety. We can curate your selection based on your preferences—just leave notes for our team below and we’ll do our best to match your request.

Choose Your Tier:

• Mixed Tier (Most Popular): A curated blend of Value, Premium, and Top-Shelf strains for a well-rounded experience.

• Value Tier: Affordable and potent, indoor smalls & greenhouse-grown flower— in 7 gram portions.

• Premium Tier: Living soil indoor-grown flower for flavor-forward sessions.

• Top Shelf Tier: Connoisseur quality, exotic indoor-only, trichome-rich flower that hits like a dispensary favorite.

Please be mindful that flower quantities may appear smaller on our Snow Caps, as the THCa isolate contributes to the overall weight of the product. Because flower weights can very slightly fluctuate with changes in environment and humidity, we intentionally overweigh all of our products (just a touch) for everyone's peace of mind. Saving money in effort to hit exact decimals aren’t worth any doubts.

FROM OUR EXPERIENCE

We craft our Snow Caps (or Snowballs) using high-quality indoor smalls because they deliver a better overall experience. Smaller, dense buds allow the THCa isolate to coat the flower more evenly, creating a near 1:1 ratio of isolate to flower. While larger buds may look impressive, they typically only carry a thick layer of isolate on the outer surface, leaving the interior mostly uncoated.

Large Snow Caps often need to be broken down by hand or ground before use, which can cause isolate to stick to grinders and tools — wasting product and creating a messy experience. Our smaller, evenly coated Snow Caps are ready to handle and enjoy without the hassle.

These Snow Caps aren’t the kind you throw at friends—they’re highly potent THCa flower, coated in a thick layer of pure THCa diamonds for an experience that is not for the faint of heart. With its powdered donut-like appearance and extreme potency, Snow Caps deliver an intensely euphoric and balanced high that seasoned cannabis users will appreciate.

FLAVOR & AROMA

Expect a loud, pungent diesel aroma, rounded out by natural, earthy undertones. The flavor is clean and smooth, with a distinct earthiness that complements its powerful effects.

EFFECTS & EXPERIENCE

• Highly euphoric with an uplifting, tingly sensation
• Expansive headspace, ideal for creative inspiration or deep relaxation
• Extremely strong and long-lasting, recommended for those with a high tolerance
• Versatile for day or night, enhancing any experience

For those who seek a premium, high-potency cannabis experience, Snow Caps offer a next-level high that balances euphoria and relaxation in every hit. Whether you're looking to elevate your day or unwind in the evening, this powerhouse strain delivers unmatched potency and flavor.

Mochi, also known as Gelato 47, is a premium, small-batch indica strain crafted for cannabis enthusiasts who appreciate rich flavor and balanced effects. Grown indoors for the highest quality, this strain delivers a dessert-like experience with creamy vanilla and berry notes layered over earthy undertones. Known for its uplifting yet relaxing high, Mochi is perfect for unwinding while maintaining clarity and creativity.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Sweet vanilla with a rich berry essence
• Earthy undertones that add depth and balance
• Smooth and creamy finish for a satisfying taste

Key Terpenes

• Limonene – Bright and citrusy, enhances mood and relieves stress
• Myrcene – Earthy and calming, contributing to the strain’s smooth, creamy finish
• Caryophyllene – Adds a touch of spice and may provide anti-inflammatory benefits

Appearance

• Large buds with a soft dense structure
• Coated in a thick layer of trichomes for a frosty finish
• Deep green hues with subtle purple accents and vibrant orange pistils

Mochi’s potent yet smooth effects make it a great choice for those seeking flavorful relaxation with a creative edge. Whether you're indulging in its rich taste or enjoying its calming effects, this strain delivers a truly enjoyable cannabis experience.

Meet Lady Zaza, a top-tier THCa strain that commands attention with its bold potency, striking aesthetics, and complex cannabinoid profile. Crafted for connoisseurs who appreciate both strength and sophistication, this indoor-grown masterpiece offers a uniquely elevated experience.

Aesthetic Brilliance

Lady Zaza is a visual showstopper, with deep green nugs draped in rich purple hues, accented by a generous dusting of trichomes. This carefully cultivated strain is as beautiful as it is potent, a testament to the precision and craftsmanship behind its growth.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Aroma: A mesmerizing mix of earthy depth, sweet berries, and subtle spice, creating a bold yet inviting scent that lingers.
• Flavor: Expect a rich, layered taste—earthy and sweet on the inhale, followed by a spicy, complex finish that keeps you coming back for more.

The Lady Zaza Experience

Whether you're seeking deep relaxation, mental clarity, or an inspired high, Lady Zaza delivers with an intensity that satisfies seasoned users and newcomers alike. Prepare for a ride that’s smooth, strong, and unforgettable.

Start the day with spark, find your rhythm, and unwind with ease — the Sunrise to Sunset Bundle is your all-day rotation in one premium pack. 

Choose from three 7-gram bags (21 grams total) or three full 1-ounce bags (3 ounces total) of hand-selected exotic smalls: one Sativa, one Hybrid, and one Indica.

Selected from our freshest small-batch harvests — meaning every bundle brings something new to your rotation, and no two packs are ever quite the same.

Choose Your Size:

🔸 3 × 7g Exotic Smalls (21 grams total) or
🔸 3 × 1 oz Exotic Smalls (3 oz total — For those who prefer to stay stocked)
– One Sativa, one Hybrid, and one Indica, all curated from our current lineup of premium exotic smalls.

Why You’ll Love It

Premium Quality, Smaller Size – Compact buds with big-time flavor, potency, and terpene depth.
Curated for Every Hour – Energize your morning, elevate your afternoon, unwind your night.
Stock-Up & Save Option – A bigger bundle for those with a consistent routine or a full-time rotation.
Always Fresh. Always New. – Strains selected at peak freshness for maximum variety.

Our king-sized pre-rolls come as a 2-pack of 1-gram pre-rolls, with the option to choose from a variety of strain selections. Each 2-pack includes two pre-rolls of the same strain, packed with hand-selected, premium indoor THCa flower for a smooth, flavorful smoke and consistent potency from first puff to last.

Crafted with 100% top-shelf flower! Never trim or shake. Each pre-roll is precision-packed for an even burn and easy draw. Whether you’re at home or on the go, these king-sized pre-rolls are a convenient option for travel, events, or sharing.

✔ Includes 2 king-sized pre-rolls — 1 gram each
✔ Choose your preferred strain
✔ Each 2-pack contains the same strain
✔ Premium THCa flower — no shake, no trim
✔ Even burn for a smooth draw
✔ Curated for flavor, potency, and effect
✔ Portable & shareable — ideal for any occasion

Meet your new favorite quick-hit companion: our Dogwalker Pre-Rolls. Each pack includes five perfectly portioned 0.5g pre-rolls, made with only indoor strains of high-quality THCa flower. Whether you're walking the dog, stepping out for a solo moment, or just looking for a quick, clean burn—these little joints are ready when you are.

Rolled in natural hemp paper with a filter tip, they offer a smooth, flavorful experience without the fuss.

• Perfect for Short Sessions: Five 0.5g pre-rolls per pack

• Natural Hemp Papers: Clean burn, every time

Designed for everyday ease and elevated moments, these compact pre-rolls pack just the right punch.

Unwind in pure comfort with Granddaddy Purple, a legendary indica-dominant THCa strain celebrated for its deeply relaxing effects and rich, dessert-like aroma. Perfectly suited for evenings, off-days, or whenever you need to fully decompress, this iconic cultivar offers a classic "melt-into-the-couch" experience that soothes both body and mind.

Granddaddy Purple showcases vibrant purple buds dusted with frosty trichomes, delivering a smooth and flavorful smoking experience from start to finish. Each inhale brings a rich blend of creamy earth, sweet vanilla, and subtle pine, while floral and herbal notes emerge gently on the exhale. The lingering aromatic finish is as satisfying as a decadent dessert.

Thanks to its high THCa content and calming terpene profile, Granddaddy Purple provides fast-acting full-body effects. Dominated by Linalool, Caryophyllene, and Humulene, this strain naturally supports deep relaxation, mood elevation, and relief from physical tension.

Flavor & Aroma:

• Rich, creamy earth with smooth vanilla and pine

• Subtle floral and herbaceous exhale

• Sweet, lingering aromatic finish

Typical Effects:

• Deep physical relaxation and gentle euphoria

• Stress relief, tension reduction, and sleep support

• Ideal for nighttime use and full-body recovery

Potency & Terpenes:

• High THCa content for powerful, fast-acting effects

• Dominant terpenes: Linalool, Caryophyllene, Humulene

Whether you're looking to ease stress, promote restful sleep, or simply savor a classic indica THCa flower, Granddaddy Purple delivers the timeless effects and rich flavor that made it a legend.

Gas Mask is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid bred from Cherry Pie x Alien Kush, known for its intense aroma, dense structure, and deeply sedating effects. Pungent and powerful, this strain is built for serious relaxation and evening use.

Flavor & Aroma

Expect thick layers of diesel, skunk, and earthy musk, rounded out by a subtle cherry sweetness on the finish. The nose is loud, the flavor is dank, and the exhale leaves a lingering, fuel-forward punch.

Effects & Experience

Gas Mask kicks in fast and settles deep, offering:

• Rapid mental quiet and stress relief

• Full-body heaviness with couch-lock tendencies

• Long-lasting, sedative effects ideal for sleep or deep unwinding

Why Choose Gas Mask?

Gas Mask delivers on all fronts:

• Profound physical relaxation, perfect for stress, pain, or insomnia

• A bold terpene profile true to its name—loud, funky, and unforgettable

• Boutique-grown quality with frosty, dense buds and strong potency

Not for the casual smoker, Gas Mask is a knockout strain made for those who want to shut it all down.

Funky citrus meets creative clarity. Pineapple Express THCa Flower from August Cannabis Club is a premium, sativa-dominant hybrid (70/30) bred for full-bodied flavor and uplifting potency. Grown in small indoor hydroponic batches and expertly cold-cured, this standout strain delivers an energizing, heady high with exceptional terpene preservation and a smooth finish.

Appearance & Aroma

Expect dense, medium-to-small buds coated in frosty trichomes, with vibrant green tones and subtle orange pistils. The nose opens with a funky cheese aroma layered with sharp citrus zest and earthy undertones—an unmistakable profile for the true connoisseur.

Flavor Profile

Smooth and bold on the exhale, Pineapple Express leaves a lasting impression with its pungent funk, tangy citrus, and natural earthiness. A rich terpene profile dominated by myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene delivers flavor as dynamic as its effects.

Effects & Experience

Perfect for creative sessions or focused productivity, this strain is known for its euphoric, mind-clearing lift and long-lasting energy. Users report enhanced clarity, mood elevation, and a motivating buzz—ideal for daytime use or sparking inspiration without sedation.

Lab Results & Stats

• THCa: 28.144%

• Total Cannabinoids: 28.412%

• Terpenes: 1.968%

• Δ9-THC: <0.3% (Farm Bill Compliant)

Brighten your day and spark your creativity with Durban Poison, a legendary pure sativa landrace strain hailing from the South African city of Durban. Renowned for its clear-headed, energizing high, this fast-acting cultivar is a go-to for staying productive, social, or creatively inspired.

Effects & Experience:
Durban Poison hits fast with a cerebral buzz that sharpens focus, uplifts the mood, and fuels motivation. Its mentally stimulating effects make it a favorite for daytime use, especially for tackling to-do lists, artistic projects, or active adventures. There’s no heavy comedown—just a clean, heady lift that lasts.

Flavor & Aroma:
This strain boasts a sweet, spicy scent with layers of anise, pine, and citrus. On the inhale, expect a smooth, herbal sweetness followed by a peppery, slightly earthy finish. Its vibrant terpene profile—led by terpinolene, ocimene, and myrcene—delivers both flavor and function.

Appearance:
Durban Poison buds are long and tapered with a classic sativa structure. Lime-green nugs are dusted with frosty trichomes and scattered with deep orange hairs, offering a fresh, frosty look that hints at its potency.

9 Pound Hammer is a potent indica-dominant hybrid (80% indica/20% sativa) created from the powerful genetics of Goo Berry, Hells OG, and Jack the Ripper. True to its name, this strain delivers an intensely relaxing high that hits hard and lingers, making it a go-to for deep relaxation and stress relief.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Rich nutty earth overtones
• Berry-lime flavor that deepens on the exhale
• Rich, smooth smoke with a tropical funky finish

Effects & Experience

• Begins with an uplifting rush of euphoria that eases mental tension
• Gradually transitions into a deeply relaxing, full-body calm
• Sedative effects intensify, leading to couch-lock and restful sleep

Appearance

• Bright neon-green, buds with forest-green undertones
• Coated in a fine layer of glistening trichomes, enhancing its potency and appeal

Best For

• Evening and nighttime use, perfect for winding down
• Relief from chronic pain, stress, insomnia, and eye pressure
• A tranquil, restorative experience that melts away tension

With its bold flavor, potent effects, and therapeutic benefits, 9 Pound Hammer is the ultimate choice for those seeking relaxation and relief. Whether you're looking to ease discomfort or simply sink into serenity, this strain delivers a deeply satisfying experience.

Donkey Kong is a bold and flavorful hybrid THCa strain bred from Grease Monkey × Pure Michigan, delivering a knockout combo of earthy funk, sweet fruit, and full-bodied relaxation. With a high THCa content and a terpene-rich profile, this strain brings a creeping euphoria that settles into a calm, content buzz—ideal for mellow evenings, gaming sessions, or movie marathons with snacks in hand.

Whether you're looking to unwind, boost your mood, or ride a wave of chill, Donkey Kong is a go-to for laid-back moments and low-pressure vibes.

Strain Highlights

• Type: Balanced Hybrid

• Genetics: Grease Monkey × Pure Michigan

• THCa Content: High – potent when heated (decarboxylated)

• Cultivation: Premium indoor-grown flower

• Perfect For: Relaxing nights, munchie missions, casual hangs

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Sweet, overripe banana and diesel on the nose

• Earthy base with subtle notes of nutty kush and spice

• Fruity, funky exhale with a hint of creamy richness

Effects & Experience

• Slow-building euphoria that creeps in and melts stress

• Mood-lifting, calming, and perfectly chill

• Known to stimulate appetite and enhance sensory experiences

• Ideal for after-work relaxation, low-key adventures, or cozy nights in

At August Cannabis Club, we grow flower we’re proud to smoke ourselves. Our Donkey Kong THCa flower is clean, potent, and handled with care from seed to slow-cure—no synthetic sprays, ever. This is the kind of strain that makes you sink a little deeper into the couch... and maybe into a snack drawer, too.

Black Bow Indoor Exotic Smalls is a premium indica strain crafted for customers who want top-shelf indoor flower in a smaller nug format without sacrificing quality. These dense, resin-rich buds deliver the same exotic indoor experience August customers look for, offering rich aroma, strong bag appeal, and a smooth, satisfying smoke. If you love potent indica flower with a bold presence and dependable nighttime appeal, Black Bow is an easy favorite.

Grown indoors for maximum control over quality, Black Bow features the kind of sticky, trichome-heavy structure that stands out the moment you open the bag. Its smalls size makes it a great value option for customers who care more about smoking quality than oversized buds, while still enjoying the same carefully cultivated flower from a premium indoor harvest.

Aroma & Flavor Profile
Black Bow brings a deep, pungent aroma with earthy richness, dark sweetness, and gassy undertones. Expect a bold, full-bodied profile with a smooth finish that leans classic, heavy, and flavorful.

Effects & Experience
This indica is ideal for slowing things down and settling in for the evening. Black Bow is best suited for customers looking for a heavier, more relaxing experience that helps melt away tension and supports a calm, laid-back mood.

Why Customers Love It

• Premium Indoor Exotic Smalls quality
• Indica effects that lean relaxing and heavy
• Dense, frosty buds with strong aroma
• Great value for customers who want exotic indoor flower at a better price point
• Small nug format without sacrificing potency or overall smoke quality

At August, our Indoor Exotic Smalls are selected for customers who want high-quality flower with excellent burn, flavor, and freshness in a more practical nug size. Black Bow fits perfectly into that category—rich, potent, and easy to come back to when you want a strong indica from a trusted indoor grow.

Reignite your focus and elevate your mood with Panama Red, a vintage sativa landrace with roots in Panama and Colombia. Cultivated in living soil and cold-cured for maximum terpene retention, this small-batch flower is a bright, bold throwback with modern potency and a smooth, flavorful finish.

Effects & Experience:
Panama Red delivers a euphoric, clear-headed high that enhances creativity and sparks mental energy. With 31.726% THCa, it offers an uplifting experience ideal for daytime use—perfect for deep work, artistic exploration, or elevated conversations. The high is stimulating without being racy, and gently soothing to the body.

Flavor & Aroma:
Expect a sweet citrus aroma layered with earthy pine and subtle tropical fruit. The inhale brings bursts of tangerine and lemon zest, while the exhale finishes with a crisp, herbal bite. Its terpene profile—dominated by Terpinolene, Pinene, and Limonene—creates an invigorating and refreshing sensory ride.

Appearance:
Panama Red features medium-to-small buds with a vibrant green base, subtle purple hues, and fiery orange pistils. A generous coat of sparkling trichomes speaks to its strength and care in cultivation, offering a fresh, resinous look that matches its heady effects.

Loud, gassy, and unapologetically strong. Slapz is a potent hybrid born from Runtz and Grease Monkey, delivering a hard-hitting fusion of sweet gas and earthy funk that perfectly balances mind and body. This strain’s bold aroma and fast-acting effects make it a go-to for anyone who craves flavor and intensity in equal measure.

Genetics

Runtz × Grease Monkey — a powerhouse combination that merges the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the skunky, fuel-heavy backbone of Grease Monkey.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Expect a loud diesel-forward aroma backed by skunk, pine, and earthy undertones. The flavor follows suit—sharp and gassy with a slightly sweet, lingering finish. Dominant terpenes myrcene and limonene give Slapz its rich aroma and relaxing depth.

Appearance

These dense, trichome-covered buds boast vibrant green hues with streaks of deep purple and fiery orange hairs. Sticky and resinous to the touch, Slapz looks as powerful as it feels.

Effects & Experience

Slapz delivers a balanced, full-body high that starts with an uplifting sense of euphoria and arousal, then melts into a deeply relaxed, calm state. It’s perfect for winding down without losing focus—or for sparking creativity with a mellow edge.

Why You’ll Love It

• Potent hybrid effects: uplifting yet relaxing

• Bold diesel and skunk flavor with piney undertones

• Indoor-grown THCa flower with premium structure and resin content

• Bred from the fan-favorite cross Runtz × Grease Monkey

• Federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill (<0.3% Δ9 THC)

Slapz THCa Flower doesn’t whisper—it hits loud, smooth, and strong. A strain for those who like their smoke with flavor, balance, and a little attitude.

Toad Venom THCA Flower is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid grown indoors in living soil for a carefully cultivated smoke. Created from the cross of Animal Face × Sin Mintz, this Triple-A Exotic Grade strain brings together bold potency, heavy aroma, and a smooth flavor profile that feels both sharp and grounded.

With 28.015% THCA, Toad Venom delivers a strong, full-bodied experience with an uplifting mental rush that gradually settles into deep physical relaxation. It is a great choice for anyone looking for premium indoor THCA flower with exotic genetics, powerful effects, and a distinct citrus-grass terpene profile.

Aroma & Flavor

Toad Venom opens with a bright citrus aroma layered over grassy, herbal notes. The flavor follows with a zesty inhale, subtle minty sharpness from the Sin Mintz lineage, and an earthy finish that gives the strain its heavier, more grounded character.

Flavor notes:

• Citrus zest
• Fresh grass
• Herbal mint
• Earthy spice
• Smooth exotic finish

Effects & Experience

Toad Venom offers a powerful euphoric mental high paired with calming physical relaxation. The Animal Face genetics bring intensity, depth, and a heavier body feel, while Sin Mintz adds a cleaner, brighter edge that keeps the experience from feeling one-dimensional.

Expect an initial wave of mood-lifting euphoria followed by a slow-building body calm. This strain is best suited for experienced users or anyone looking for a strong indica-leaning hybrid with noticeable mental and physical effects.

Appearance

This Oregon-grown indoor THCA flower features dense, carefully trimmed buds with exotic bag appeal. Its Triple-A grade quality reflects small-farm cultivation, clean handling, and a focus on freshness from grow to jar.

Product Highlights

• Strain: Toad Venom
• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
• Genetics: Animal Face × Sin Mintz
• THCA: 27.015%
• Grade: Triple-A Exotic
• Flavor Profile: Citrus, grassy, herbal, earthy
• Cultivation: Indoor grown, living soil
• Quality: Pesticide-free, organic, lab-tested
• Compliance: Contains less than 0.3% hemp-derived Delta-9 THC

Why You’ll Love It

Toad Venom is for customers who want a bold exotic strain that actually feels as strong as it sounds. Between its Animal Face power, Sin Mintz brightness, and clean Oregon indoor cultivation, this strain delivers a balanced but intense experience with standout flavor and serious relaxing potential.

Death Star is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid bred from Sour Diesel x Sensi Star, grown indoors in living soil and cold-cured in small batches for a loud terp profile and full-spectrum punch. This is the kind of strain that’s built for late nights, high stress days, and anyone chasing that classic diesel-skunk intensity.

Open the bag and you’ll get an earthy, pungent blast of fuel—diesel up front with a skunky-sour punch and a sweet-sour finish that lingers. The flavor follows through exactly the same: gassy, earthy skunk on the inhale, with a richer sweet-sour note on the exhale.

Effects hit fast and hard: first a euphoric cerebral rush, then the gravity turns on—calming sedation and a full-body melt that’s best saved for evenings or days when you truly want to shut your brain off. This batch is potent and best suited for experienced users.

Death Star THCa Flower Highlights

• Genetics: Sour Diesel x Sensi Star

• Type: Indica-dominant hybrid

• Cultivation: Indoor Living Soil

• Cure: Cold-cured, small batch

• Packaging: Sealed in mylar bags to help protect terpenes + freshness

Flavor & Aroma

Diesel Skunk | Earthy | Sweet-Sour

• Diesel fuel + earthy skunk

• Sour, pungent funk

• Sweet-sour finish

Effects

Euphoric | Sedating | Calming | Full-body melt
Ideal for stress relief, evening chill, and zoning out in peace.

Key Terpenes

Limonene | Linalool | Nerolidol

If you want an indoor living soil strain that brings classic gas, skunky funk, and deep relaxation with real staying power, Death Star lives up to the name.

Uncle Snoop is a premium Super Exotics Hybrid THCa flower that brings together classic West Coast character, rich terpene depth, and a smooth, satisfying finish. Crafted from Master Kush × Afghani Landrace genetics, this living soil-grown hybrid delivers a refined balance of mental ease and physical relaxation, making it an easy choice for customers seeking top-shelf flower with both flavor and presence.

Cultivated in living soil, Uncle Snoop is grown to highlight the full expression of its genetics — producing a richer aroma, fuller flavor, and a more nuanced smoking experience than rushed or conventionally grown flower. This is boutique-quality THCa flower designed for smokers who appreciate depth, smoothness, and old-school influence elevated through premium cultivation.

The effects of Uncle Snoop are mellow, euphoric, and deeply calming without feeling overly heavy right away. Expect a smooth hybrid experience that helps ease mental tension while settling the body into a relaxed, comfortable state. It’s a strong option for winding down in the evening, decompressing after a long day, or simply enjoying a slower-paced session with classic OG-inspired energy.

Its terpene profile is led by myrcene, caryophyllene, and humulene, creating a bold and layered aroma that combines earthy pine, sweet citrus, and a subtle touch of herbal spice. The flavor follows through with a smooth, grounded richness that feels both classic and elevated — familiar to fans of old-school cultivars, yet polished enough to stand out in a premium lineup.

For customers searching for living soil hybrid THCa flower, exotic indoor hemp flower, or top-shelf hybrid flower with earthy pine and citrus flavor, Uncle Snoop delivers a luxurious, terpene-forward experience rooted in timeless genetics and smooth, laid-back effects.

Effects

Expect a mellow, euphoric hybrid high that eases the mind, relaxes the body, and makes it easy to settle into the moment.

Appearance & Aroma

Expect dense, top-shelf buds with rich bag appeal and a pungent aroma of earthy pine, sweet citrus, and subtle herbal spice.

Crosses

Master Kush × Afghani Landrace

Dominant Terpenes

• Myrcene – earthy, musky, and relaxing
• Caryophyllene – warm, peppery, and grounding
• Humulene – woody, herbal, and slightly spicy

Strawberry Cough THCA Flower is a legendary sativa strain celebrated for its sweet strawberry flavor, citrusy aroma, and clean, uplifting high. Bred from Haze x Strawberry Fields, this classic delivers a smooth, flavorful smoke that’s perfect for daytime use.

Each inhale bursts with ripe strawberry sweetness layered with bright lime and citrus zest, while the exhale leaves a subtle berry finish that keeps you coming back for more. Known for its energizing and focus-enhancing effects, Strawberry Cough is ideal for creative projects, social sessions, or any time you want to stay clear-headed and motivated.

Strain Type: Sativa
Genetics: Haze x Strawberry Fields
Aroma & Flavor: Sweet strawberry, berry, lime, citrus
Effects: Uplifting, energizing, focus-boosting, mood-enhancing
Best For: Daytime smoking, socializing, creative work

Why You’ll Love It:

• Iconic OG sativa with a cult following

• Sweet, fruity flavor with a refreshing citrus twist

• Smooth smoke with a long-lasting, uplifting high

Raspberry Gas is a bold hybrid that masterfully blends the sweet, fruity essence of Raspberry Kush with the pungent power of Sour Diesel. The result? A strain that delivers a complex flavor profile—juicy berries up front, backed by skunky diesel and earthy spice.

Powered by dominant Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene terpenes, Raspberry Gas offers a sensory-rich experience with both flavor and effect. Expect a fast-hitting cerebral buzz that lifts your mood and sharpens focus, followed by a smooth, relaxing body high that melts away tension without slowing you down.

Flavor & Aroma

• Sweet, ripe raspberries with notes of pungent diesel

• Earthy spice and subtle herbal undertones

• Bold, aromatic smoke with a fruity-meets-fuel finish

Effects & Experience

• Energizing head high paired with calming body effects

• Elevates mood and enhances creativity

• Great for winding down or powering through a passion project

Whether you're recharging after a long day or gearing up for something inspired, Raspberry Gas delivers a flavorful ride that hits both body and mind just right.

Mac Daddy THCa Flower is a well-rounded, crowd-pleasing strain known for delivering a smooth balance of mental clarity, creative energy, and gentle relaxation. With moderate-to-high THCa levels, Mac Daddy is ideal for those seeking a productive, enjoyable experience that doesn’t feel overwhelming—making it a go-to choice for both daytime and early evening use.

This versatile strain offers a complex flavor profile that blends earthy richness with bright citrus notes, subtle sweetness, and a touch of pine on the finish. Its aroma mirrors the flavor, filling the air with fragrant herbal and floral tones that feel fresh and inviting.

Effects & Experience

Mac Daddy is celebrated for its uplifting yet grounded effects, making it a favorite among both recreational and medicinal users. The high begins with a light cerebral lift that encourages creativity and positive focus, followed by a calm body relaxation that never tips into heavy sedation.

Users commonly report feeling:

• Uplifted and creative, perfect for artistic projects or brainstorming

• Relaxed yet focused, easing mild stress while staying clear-headed

• Social and functional, great for conversation, work, or casual outings

Flavor & Aroma

• Flavor: Earthy, citrusy, sweet, with hints of pine

• Aroma: Herbal, floral, lightly sweet, and refreshing

Terpene Profile

• Limonene: Bright citrus notes that support mood elevation and energy

• Myrcene: Adds earthy depth and promotes relaxation

• Pinene: Contributes a clean pine aroma while helping maintain focus

Appearance

Mac Daddy buds are dense and well-formed, coated in frosty trichomes with rich green tones and vibrant orange pistils, giving them a premium, sticky finish that reflects their potency and quality.

Alaskan Thunderfuck (ATF) is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid with bold effects and a flavor profile as wild as its name. Originally hailing from the Matanuska Valley in Alaska, this strain is renowned for its fast-hitting cerebral buzz, creative lift, and energizing qualities that make it a go-to for daytime use. Whether you're tackling a to-do list or sparking a creative project, ATF delivers mental clarity and motivation with a euphoric edge.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Pungent earth and diesel layered with pine
• Sharp citrus undertones and a skunky punch
• Earthy inhale with a sweet, lemony finish on the exhale

Effects & Experience

• Fast-acting cerebral high with mood-boosting euphoria
• Sharpens focus and enhances creativity
• Energizing without being overwhelming—great for productivity or social settings
• May help alleviate fatigue, stress, and mild depression

Appearance

Fluffy, medium-to-large buds with a sativa-leaning structure
Bright green nugs accented by deep orange pistils
Coated in a generous layer of icy trichomes that hint at potency

History & Origins

A strain as bold as its name, Alaskan Thunderfuck traces its roots to a mysterious Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian ruderalis and later stabilized with Afghani genetics. The result is a powerful, terpene-rich hybrid that’s become a cult classic among seasoned smokers.

Best For

✔ Daytime use & staying productive
✔ Creative flow and elevated mood
✔ Fans of strong sativas with a diesel-pine twist

Alaskan Thunderfuck is the ultimate wake-and-bake strain—invigorating, flavorful, and perfect for getting things done with a buzz. Expect a punch of energy, a burst of inspiration, and a uniquely memorable smoke.

Mandarin Cookies THCa Flower is a sativa dominant hybrid born from the flavorful cross of Forum Cut Cookies × Mandarin Sunset. This cultivar is celebrated for its zesty citrus-meets-cookie terpene profile and smooth, functional effects that blend mental clarity with physical ease.

Flavor & Aroma

Mandarin Cookies packs a sweet orange-citrus punch on the inhale, followed by layers of cookie dough, nutty spice, and creamy undertones on the exhale. With dominant terpenes including Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene, the aroma is both bright and indulgent—like fresh-baked cookies kissed with tangy orange zest.

Effects

Known for its balanced high, Mandarin Cookies delivers an initial wave of euphoria, focus, and creativity, making it a go-to for socializing, brainstorming, or light productivity. As the experience settles in, expect a gentle, soothing body buzz that eases tension and stress without couchlock. Ideal for afternoon or early evening sessions, this strain is often chosen to help manage stress, anxiety, and mood dips while keeping the mind sharp and clear.

Appearance

Mandarin Cookies buds are dense and frosty, coated in glittering trichomes with bright green hues and orange pistils, showcasing its vibrant lineage and potency.

Skywalker is a powerful indica-dominant hybrid born from the legendary pairing of Mazar and Blueberry, delivering a deeply calming and euphoric experience with a punchy 26.83% THCa. Crafted for seasoned consumers, this strain provides full-spectrum relaxation that begins in the body and gently uplifts the mind—without knocking you out.

Flavor & Aroma

• Primary Notes: Earthy spice, kush, and pine

• Undertones: Bright citrus, floral hints, and classic skunk

• Experience: Smooth, herbal smoke with a bold, kush-forward finish

Effects & Experience

• Deep physical relaxation that eases tension without heavy sedation

• Euphoric mental lift with subtle clarity

• Ideal for evening use, stress relief, and unwinding after long days

Terpene Profile

• Myrcene: Promotes physical calm and enhances the earthy depth

• Caryophyllene: Adds a spicy kick and may help reduce inflammation

• Limonene: Brings a zesty citrus edge and light mood boost

Why Choose Skywalker?

Whether you're looking to end the day on a mellow note or float peacefully through your evening, Skywalker offers a balanced, potent high rooted in trusted genetics and modern strength. This strain is a go-to for those who want body-melting effects paired with a flavorful, smooth smoke and consistent results.

Brat Berry THCa Flower is a rich, indica-leaning strain crafted for evening sessions and late-night unwinding. Its sweet berry-candy flavor is layered with creamy dessert notes and a subtle cherry-diesel finish, creating a smooth, comforting smoke that feels right at home after the day is done.

The experience begins with a soft, mood-lifting calm before settling into deep body relaxation that helps quiet the mind and release physical tension. Rather than energizing or social, Brat Berry shines as a strain for slowing down—ideal for decompressing, easing stress, and easing into rest without overwhelming heaviness.

Dense, frost-covered buds glow with bright green tones and fiery orange pistils, releasing fruity, earthy aromas with a gentle diesel undertone. This is a flavorful, soothing strain designed for nights in, low lights, and zero obligations.

Brat Berry THCa Flower Specifications

• Phenotype: Indica-leaning hybrid

• Genetics: Blueberry × Brat (descended from Cherry Gas Pop)

• Main Terpenes: Caryophyllene, Myrcene, Limonene

Effects

• Calming

• Body-relaxing

• Stress-relieving

• Mentally soothing

• Ideal for evening or night use

Flavor

• Sweet berry candy

• Creamy dessert

• Cherry undertones

• Light gassy finish

Aroma

• Fruity and earthy

• Subtle floral notes

• Soft diesel undertone

Appearance

• Dense, trichome-heavy buds

• Bright green flower with orange pistils

• Thick, frosty resin coverage

Grow your own premium THCa hemp flower with our 4 Count Feminized Autoflower THCa Hemp Seeds. These seeds are selected for growers looking for a simple, efficient growing experience with the added convenience of feminized genetics and a fast autoflower lifecycle.

Unlike photoperiod varieties, autoflower seeds begin flowering automatically with age, making them a great option for both newer growers and experienced cultivators who want a quicker turnaround. These plants typically finish in approximately 60 days allowing for a relatively fast seed-to-harvest timeline.

Each pack includes 4 feminized THCa hemp seeds, bred to reduce the chances of male plants and help maximize your flower-producing potential. Whether you're growing indoors or outdoors, autoflower genetics offer a more approachable grow cycle with less need for light schedule changes.

Product Highlights:

• 4 feminized THCa hemp seeds per pack
• Autoflower genetics for a faster, simpler grow
• Typical grow cycle: ~60 days
• Feminized to support flower production
• Suitable for indoor or outdoor cultivation

Important Notes:
Germination, plant size, yield, and cannabinoid expression can vary based on environment, growing conditions, and cultivation experience. Please check your local laws before purchasing or germinating hemp seeds.

Ghost OG is a balanced hybrid known for its classic OG character: pungent earth, bright citrus, and a smooth piney finish. These Exotic Smalls deliver the same carefully cultivated flower and terpene-rich experience of our full-size Ghost OG buds, just in smaller, more convenient nugs.

Expect a flavorful smoke with bold gas-forward notes, subtle lemon, and a fresh herbal edge. Ghost OG offers an easygoing hybrid feel that can suit a laid-back evening, creative downtime, or simply settling into your plans without feeling too weighed down.

Our Exotic Smalls are selected from quality indoor-grown flower, packed fresh, and priced for anyone who wants premium strain character without paying for oversized buds.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Citrus, pine, earthy gas
Aroma: Bright lemon, herbal earth, classic OG funk

If you’re looking for a true middle-of-the-road hybrid that hits fast and keeps the vibe high, Sherbanger is the one. This 50/50 balanced hybrid (a flavorful cross of Sherbet × Headbanger) delivers an energizing head rush up front, followed by a smooth, creative lift that’s perfect for staying engaged without getting scattered. It’s the kind of strain that makes music better, conversations funnier, and ideas easier to catch.

Crack the bag and you’ll get a loud, dessert-meets-fuel nose: creamy citrus and blueberry gelato sweetness layered with spicy herbal notes that keep it sharp and complex. The flavor follows through—bright and creamy on the inhale, with a slightly peppery, herbaceous finish that lingers.

Effects land in that sweet spot: euphoric and social, with a relaxed undercurrent that keeps things comfortable. Sherbanger shines when you want to feel good and functional—whether you’re hanging with friends, knocking out something creative, or just vibing out without committing to full couch mode.

What to expect

• Strain: Sherbanger

• Type: Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

• Genetics: Sherbet × Headbanger

• Flavor/Aroma: Creamy citrus, spicy herbs, blueberry gelato

• Effects: Fast-acting euphoria, creative lift, mellow relaxation

• Best for: Social sessions, inspiration, good vibes

Sherbanger THCa Flower is a go-to when you want energy + creativity with a smooth, relaxed finish—a crowd-pleasing hybrid that still feels special every time you open it up.