Meet Acapulco Gold THCa Flower — a legendary Mexican sativa landrace known for its bright mood boost, clean energy, and classic “daytime” vibe. This sativa-dominant THCA flower (80/20) delivers a clear-headed, uplifting cerebral buzz that’s great for staying social, staying productive, or shaking off mid-day fatigue.

Crack open the jar and you’ll get a sweet, sun-warmed aroma that blends citrus, floral notes, earthy wood, and caramel-like honey. On the flavor side, Acapulco Gold leans tropical: pineapple + mango up front, followed by sweet citrus and a smooth, woody finish.

Visually, this strain is a showpiece—frosty gold-green buds with bright orange pistils and sparkling trichomes that hint at the resin-packed density inside. The terp profile is anchored by Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene, helping support its balanced combo of euphoria, focus, and long-lasting motivation.

If you’re looking for a premium THCa sativa that feels upbeat without getting messy, Acapulco Gold is a go-to for creative sessions, daytime smoking, and social energy.

Why you’ll love it

• Classic Mexican sativa landrace experience with modern THCa potency

• Tropical fruit + honeyed citrus flavor with earthy depth

• Clear-headed, energizing effects that pair well with daytime plans

• Frosty, gold-green buds with orange pistils and heavy trichome coverage

Acapulco Gold THCA Flower Specs

• Phenotype: Sativa-dominant (80% Sativa / 20% Indica)

• Genetics: Mexican sativa landrace

• Main Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene

• Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, energizing, clear-headed, creative

• Flavor Notes: Pineapple, mango, sweet citrus, earthy wood, honey

• Aroma: Sweet, earthy, citrus, floral, caramel

• Appearance: Frosty gold-green buds, orange pistils, dense resin, sparkling trichomes

Bohemian Soap is a lively greenhouse-grown sativa with a fresh, complex profile and an uplifting character that makes it a great pick for daytime use. Known for its bright, clean aroma and energizing feel, this strain brings together crisp herbal notes, subtle citrus, and a smooth earthy finish for a flavor that feels both refreshing and unique. For shoppers who enjoy sativas with personality, Bohemian Soap stands out with a profile that feels vibrant, modern, and easy to come back to.

On the nose, Bohemian Soap offers a distinctive mix of clean florals, light citrus, soft earth, and a touch of funky sweetness. There’s a crispness to the aroma that gives the strain its name, balanced by deeper herbal undertones that keep it grounded. The flavor carries through with a smooth smoke that blends fresh, slightly soapy notes with hints of lemon zest, herbs, and gentle gas, creating a layered experience that stays interesting from start to finish.

As a sativa, Bohemian Soap is often chosen for its bright, mood-lifting effects and clear-headed energy. This is the kind of strain that can pair well with creative work, social afternoons, running errands, or simply getting into a better headspace without feeling weighed down. Expect an upbeat cerebral buzz with a light body feel, making it a strong option for those who want something flavorful, functional, and easy to enjoy throughout the day.

Our greenhouse-grown Bohemian Soap features resinous buds with vibrant green coloration, golden-orange hairs, and a healthy dusting of trichomes. Greenhouse cultivation allows the plant to develop rich flavor and strong visual appeal while benefiting from natural light, helping preserve the strain’s expressive terpene profile. If you’re looking for a greenhouse sativa with a fresh aroma, smooth smoke, and energetic vibe, Bohemian Soap is a standout addition to the lineup.

Our Dealer’s Choice Box is made for those who love variety, trust our taste, or just want the freshest surprise drops delivered on autopilot.

What’s Inside the Box?
We hand-select strains from our freshest batches:

• Value Tier: Due to limited strain availability, Value Dealer’s Choice ships in 7-gram mylar bags instead of 3.5g. You’ll receive 4 different strains per ounce (28g)—the same total weight, just larger portions of each strain. Because of this packaging format and the nature of our value inventory, we have less flexibility with curation and cannot guarantee all indica, all sativa, all hybrid, or a single phenotype. Each box will include a balanced mix based on what’s available at the time of packing.

• Mixed, Premium & Top Shelf Tiers: Each strain comes in 3.5-gram mylar bags for maximum variety. We can curate your selection based on your preferences—just leave notes for our team below and we’ll do our best to match your request.

Choose Your Tier:

• Mixed Tier (Most Popular): A curated blend of Value, Premium, and Top-Shelf strains for a well-rounded experience.

• Value Tier: Affordable and potent, indoor smalls & greenhouse-grown flower— in 7 gram portions.

• Premium Tier: Living soil indoor-grown flower for flavor-forward sessions.

• Top Shelf Tier: Connoisseur quality, exotic indoor-only, trichome-rich flower that hits like a dispensary favorite.

Jealousy THCa, a standout cross of Sherbert Bx1 x Gelato 41, delivers both striking visuals and an indulgent flavor experience. Grown in a light-deprivation greenhouse, these chunky, medium-density buds embody "Humboldt-style" cultivation, featuring a bright green hue, fiery orange hairs, and a thick coating of frosty trichomes. This top-tier greenhouse-grown strain offers exceptional quality while maintaining a more accessible price point.

Flavor & Aroma

Jealousy greets the senses with rich, sweet cake-like aromas layered with hints of vanilla and orange peel. The flavor mirrors its scent, delivering a smooth and creamy experience with undertones of spice and citrus for a complex, well-balanced smoke.

Effects & Experience

• Smooth and relaxing, offering a well-rounded hybrid experience
• Flavor-forward with a lingering sweet and creamy finish
• Ideal for both social and solo sessions, pairing potency with a refined terpene profile

Perfect for those who enjoy dessert-inspired strains, Jealousy THCa provides an elevated smoking experience without the premium indoor price tag. Whether rolled up or packed in a bowl, this strain is a must-try for cannabis enthusiasts seeking top-quality flavor and effects.

Lemon Zonkers Greenhouse Living Soil THCa Flower (Hybrid)

Bright, zesty, and seriously uplifting — Lemon Zonkers is a hybrid THCa flower that delivers that fresh-squeezed citrus vibe from the first crack of the jar. Grown in a greenhouse with living soil, this batch is all about clean flavor, loud aroma, and a balanced, day-to-night experience that doesn’t feel one-note.

Expect a terp-forward profile that leans lemon candy, sweet citrus peel, and a light herbal funk, with a smooth finish that keeps you reaching back for another pull. The effects land right in that “sweet spot” hybrid zone: mood-lifting and clear-headed up front, then settling into a calm, easy body feel that won’t glue you to the couch.

Why Greenhouse + Living Soil?

Greenhouse living soil flower is a best-of-both-worlds option: the plant gets the advantages of natural sunlight while staying protected in a controlled environment. Living soil supports a thriving microbial ecosystem that helps produce more expressive terpene development and a more “full” flower character — and greenhouse cultivation often makes top-quality flower more budget-friendly than fully indoor.

Flavor & Aroma

• Taste: lemon candy, sweet citrus, light spice

• Aroma: bright lemon zest, sugar, soft earthy undertones

Effects

• Balanced hybrid: uplifting, happy, mentally clear

• Come-down: calm, grounded, lightly relaxing

Appearance

Lemon Zonkers typically shows off vibrant green buds with golden pistils and a frosty trichome coat, giving it that fresh, sticky look you want in a greenhouse-grown living soil batch.

If you love citrus-forward hybrids with a clean, upbeat profile and smooth versatility, Lemon Zonkers is a no-brainer for daytime sessions, creative flow, social plans, or an easy transition into the evening.

Meet Mai Thai, a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid crafted for those who want the best of both worlds—uplifting cerebral energy paired with smooth, body-melting relaxation. Testing at 26.30% THCa, this small-batch flower delivers a potent yet controlled experience ideal for daytime inspiration or evening unwinding.

Flavor & Aroma

Mai Thai greets the senses with a sharp burst of lemon zest and sour citrus, layered over a classic skunky funk and finished with a refreshing hint of cool mint. The terpene profile creates a bright, tangy inhale followed by a crisp, herbal exhale that lingers on the palate.

Effects & Experience

Expect a euphoric head lift that sparks creativity and enhances focus, making it perfect for artistic projects, social settings, or tackling your to-do list with a positive mindset. As the experience settles, a gentle wave of relaxation keeps you grounded without heavy sedation.

✔ Boosts mood and mental clarity
✔ Encourages creativity and conversation
✔ Smooth relaxation without couch-lock

Appearance

Dense, trichome-rich buds showcase vibrant shades of green with fiery orange pistils and a frosty coating that signals top-tier potency and careful cultivation.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Pink Tuna is a bold greenhouse-grown indica known for its heavy aroma, rich flavor, and deeply relaxing character. This strain brings together pungent gas, earthy depth, and subtle sweet undertones for an experience that feels classic, potent, and full-bodied. For indica lovers who enjoy louder profiles and a more grounded finish, Pink Tuna delivers the kind of unmistakable presence that stands out the moment you open the bag.

On the nose, Pink Tuna leans into a powerful mix of diesel, earthy kush, spice, and faint sweetness. Its aroma is loud and savory with that unmistakable funky edge, while the flavor follows through with a smooth smoke that combines gassy richness, peppery earth, and a slightly creamy finish. The greenhouse-grown expression helps preserve the strain’s natural character, giving it a flavorful, terpene-rich profile that feels both robust and well-rounded.

As an indica, Pink Tuna is best suited for slowing things down and settling into a more relaxed pace. Its effects are often described as calming and body-forward, making it a great option for evening sessions, quiet nights, or anytime you want to ease tension and fully unwind. Expect a soothing mental calm paired with a heavier physical relaxation that can make Pink Tuna especially appealing when you are looking for something deeper and more grounding.

Our greenhouse-grown Pink Tuna features dense, resin-coated buds with rich green tones, hints of pinkish-orange pistils, and a frosty finish that speaks to its quality. Grown with the benefit of natural light in a controlled greenhouse environment, this strain offers strong visual appeal, loud aroma, and the kind of satisfying indica experience that keeps customers coming back. If you are looking for a flavorful greenhouse indica with pungent gas and relaxing effects, Pink Tuna is a standout choice.

If you’re looking for a true middle-of-the-road hybrid that hits fast and keeps the vibe high, Sherbanger is the one. This 50/50 balanced hybrid (a flavorful cross of Sherbet × Headbanger) delivers an energizing head rush up front, followed by a smooth, creative lift that’s perfect for staying engaged without getting scattered. It’s the kind of strain that makes music better, conversations funnier, and ideas easier to catch.

Crack the bag and you’ll get a loud, dessert-meets-fuel nose: creamy citrus and blueberry gelato sweetness layered with spicy herbal notes that keep it sharp and complex. The flavor follows through—bright and creamy on the inhale, with a slightly peppery, herbaceous finish that lingers.

Effects land in that sweet spot: euphoric and social, with a relaxed undercurrent that keeps things comfortable. Sherbanger shines when you want to feel good and functional—whether you’re hanging with friends, knocking out something creative, or just vibing out without committing to full couch mode.

What to expect

• Strain: Sherbanger

• Type: Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

• Genetics: Sherbet × Headbanger

• Flavor/Aroma: Creamy citrus, spicy herbs, blueberry gelato

• Effects: Fast-acting euphoria, creative lift, mellow relaxation

• Best for: Social sessions, inspiration, good vibes

Sherbanger THCa Flower is a go-to when you want energy + creativity with a smooth, relaxed finish—a crowd-pleasing hybrid that still feels special every time you open it up.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

A timeless classic for a reason, White Widow THCa Flower is a legendary hybrid known for its balanced effects, frosty appearance, and unmistakably pungent profile. This Greenhouse-grown White Widow delivers the best of both worlds: dense, resin-rich buds with a more natural, sun-assisted grow that helps preserve the strain’s character while keeping it more approachable in price than fully indoor flower.

White Widow is loved for its ability to bring on a clear-headed uplift paired with a grounded, easy body feel, making it a versatile pick for any time of day. Expect beautifully coated buds with a pale green base, fiery orange pistils, and a generous dusting of milky trichomes that give this strain its famous “white” look.

On the nose, White Widow brings a bold mix of earthy spice, herbal funk, and fresh citrusy notes, with a clean, slightly woody finish. The flavor follows through with a smooth, classic flower taste that longtime smokers tend to recognize right away.

If you’re looking for a dependable hybrid with old-school appeal, strong bag appeal, and a balanced experience, Greenhouse White Widow THCa Flower is an easy one to keep in rotation.

Why you’ll love it:

• Legendary White Widow hybrid

• Greenhouse-grown for a great balance of quality and value

• Frosty, trichome-rich buds with strong visual appeal

• Balanced effects that lean uplifting yet grounded

• Classic earthy, spicy, herbal aroma with subtle citrus notes

Product Highlights:

• Strain: White Widow

• Type: Hybrid

• Grow Method: Greenhouse

• Cannabinoid: THCa Flower

Appearance

Light green to olive-toned buds covered in frosty trichomes with bright orange hairs and a sticky, resinous finish.

Aroma & Flavor

Earthy, herbal, peppery, and slightly citrusy with a smooth, classic finish.

Effects

Balanced and versatile with a cerebral lift, light euphoria, and a relaxed body feel.