Bohemian Soap is a lively greenhouse-grown sativa with a fresh, complex profile and an uplifting character that makes it a great pick for daytime use. Known for its bright, clean aroma and energizing feel, this strain brings together crisp herbal notes, subtle citrus, and a smooth earthy finish for a flavor that feels both refreshing and unique. For shoppers who enjoy sativas with personality, Bohemian Soap stands out with a profile that feels vibrant, modern, and easy to come back to.

On the nose, Bohemian Soap offers a distinctive mix of clean florals, light citrus, soft earth, and a touch of funky sweetness. There’s a crispness to the aroma that gives the strain its name, balanced by deeper herbal undertones that keep it grounded. The flavor carries through with a smooth smoke that blends fresh, slightly soapy notes with hints of lemon zest, herbs, and gentle gas, creating a layered experience that stays interesting from start to finish.

As a sativa, Bohemian Soap is often chosen for its bright, mood-lifting effects and clear-headed energy. This is the kind of strain that can pair well with creative work, social afternoons, running errands, or simply getting into a better headspace without feeling weighed down. Expect an upbeat cerebral buzz with a light body feel, making it a strong option for those who want something flavorful, functional, and easy to enjoy throughout the day.

Our greenhouse-grown Bohemian Soap features resinous buds with vibrant green coloration, golden-orange hairs, and a healthy dusting of trichomes. Greenhouse cultivation allows the plant to develop rich flavor and strong visual appeal while benefiting from natural light, helping preserve the strain’s expressive terpene profile. If you’re looking for a greenhouse sativa with a fresh aroma, smooth smoke, and energetic vibe, Bohemian Soap is a standout addition to the lineup.

Our Dealer’s Choice Box is made for those who love variety, trust our taste, or just want the freshest surprise drops delivered on autopilot.

What’s Inside the Box?
We hand-select strains from our freshest batches:

• Value Tier: Due to limited strain availability, Value Dealer’s Choice ships in 7-gram mylar bags instead of 3.5g. You’ll receive 4 different strains per ounce (28g)—the same total weight, just larger portions of each strain. Because of this packaging format and the nature of our value inventory, we have less flexibility with curation and cannot guarantee all indica, all sativa, all hybrid, or a single phenotype. Each box will include a balanced mix based on what’s available at the time of packing.

• Mixed, Premium & Top Shelf Tiers: Each strain comes in 3.5-gram mylar bags for maximum variety. We can curate your selection based on your preferences—just leave notes for our team below and we’ll do our best to match your request.

Choose Your Tier:

• Mixed Tier (Most Popular): A curated blend of Value, Premium, and Top-Shelf strains for a well-rounded experience.

• Value Tier: Affordable and potent, indoor smalls & greenhouse-grown flower— in 7 gram portions.

• Premium Tier: Living soil indoor-grown flower for flavor-forward sessions.

• Top Shelf Tier: Connoisseur quality, exotic indoor-only, trichome-rich flower that hits like a dispensary favorite.

Lemon Zonkers Greenhouse Living Soil THCa Flower (Hybrid)

Bright, zesty, and seriously uplifting — Lemon Zonkers is a hybrid THCa flower that delivers that fresh-squeezed citrus vibe from the first crack of the jar. Grown in a greenhouse with living soil, this batch is all about clean flavor, loud aroma, and a balanced, day-to-night experience that doesn’t feel one-note.

Expect a terp-forward profile that leans lemon candy, sweet citrus peel, and a light herbal funk, with a smooth finish that keeps you reaching back for another pull. The effects land right in that “sweet spot” hybrid zone: mood-lifting and clear-headed up front, then settling into a calm, easy body feel that won’t glue you to the couch.

Why Greenhouse + Living Soil?

Greenhouse living soil flower is a best-of-both-worlds option: the plant gets the advantages of natural sunlight while staying protected in a controlled environment. Living soil supports a thriving microbial ecosystem that helps produce more expressive terpene development and a more “full” flower character — and greenhouse cultivation often makes top-quality flower more budget-friendly than fully indoor.

Flavor & Aroma

• Taste: lemon candy, sweet citrus, light spice

• Aroma: bright lemon zest, sugar, soft earthy undertones

Effects

• Balanced hybrid: uplifting, happy, mentally clear

• Come-down: calm, grounded, lightly relaxing

Appearance

Lemon Zonkers typically shows off vibrant green buds with golden pistils and a frosty trichome coat, giving it that fresh, sticky look you want in a greenhouse-grown living soil batch.

If you love citrus-forward hybrids with a clean, upbeat profile and smooth versatility, Lemon Zonkers is a no-brainer for daytime sessions, creative flow, social plans, or an easy transition into the evening.

Meet Mai Thai, a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid crafted for those who want the best of both worlds—uplifting cerebral energy paired with smooth, body-melting relaxation. Testing at 26.30% THCa, this small-batch flower delivers a potent yet controlled experience ideal for daytime inspiration or evening unwinding.

Flavor & Aroma

Mai Thai greets the senses with a sharp burst of lemon zest and sour citrus, layered over a classic skunky funk and finished with a refreshing hint of cool mint. The terpene profile creates a bright, tangy inhale followed by a crisp, herbal exhale that lingers on the palate.

Effects & Experience

Expect a euphoric head lift that sparks creativity and enhances focus, making it perfect for artistic projects, social settings, or tackling your to-do list with a positive mindset. As the experience settles, a gentle wave of relaxation keeps you grounded without heavy sedation.

✔ Boosts mood and mental clarity
✔ Encourages creativity and conversation
✔ Smooth relaxation without couch-lock

Appearance

Dense, trichome-rich buds showcase vibrant shades of green with fiery orange pistils and a frosty coating that signals top-tier potency and careful cultivation.

If you’re looking for a true middle-of-the-road hybrid that hits fast and keeps the vibe high, Sherbanger is the one. This 50/50 balanced hybrid (a flavorful cross of Sherbet × Headbanger) delivers an energizing head rush up front, followed by a smooth, creative lift that’s perfect for staying engaged without getting scattered. It’s the kind of strain that makes music better, conversations funnier, and ideas easier to catch.

Crack the bag and you’ll get a loud, dessert-meets-fuel nose: creamy citrus and blueberry gelato sweetness layered with spicy herbal notes that keep it sharp and complex. The flavor follows through—bright and creamy on the inhale, with a slightly peppery, herbaceous finish that lingers.

Effects land in that sweet spot: euphoric and social, with a relaxed undercurrent that keeps things comfortable. Sherbanger shines when you want to feel good and functional—whether you’re hanging with friends, knocking out something creative, or just vibing out without committing to full couch mode.

What to expect

• Strain: Sherbanger

• Type: Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

• Genetics: Sherbet × Headbanger

• Flavor/Aroma: Creamy citrus, spicy herbs, blueberry gelato

• Effects: Fast-acting euphoria, creative lift, mellow relaxation

• Best for: Social sessions, inspiration, good vibes

Sherbanger THCa Flower is a go-to when you want energy + creativity with a smooth, relaxed finish—a crowd-pleasing hybrid that still feels special every time you open it up.

Snatch Burger is an indica-leaning greenhouse hybrid with a loud, greasy flavor profile and a potent 31.94% THCa. Built for fans of funky, gas-forward flower, this batch brings together sharp citrus, sour tang, savory funk, and a heavy diesel finish that lingers on the palate.

The aroma is bold and unmistakable, opening with sour lemon and pungent gas before settling into an earthy, burger-like funk. Each hit delivers a rich mix of citrus zest, sour fuel, and deep savory notes for a full-bodied smoke that lives up to the name.

Snatch Burger offers a stoney, deeply relaxing experience that can feel sedative as it settles in. It is a strong choice for slowing down at the end of the day, getting comfortable, turning on a movie, and embracing the munchies.

Greenhouse grown and carefully cured to preserve its loud terpene profile, sticky texture, and heavy-hitting potency.

Violet Verdict is an indica-dominant greenhouse strain with bold dessert-like flavor and a seriously elevated 34.04% THCa. This unique cross of Purple Thai × Obama Runtz blends exotic floral notes with sweet, candy-forward depth for a smoke that feels both bright and indulgent.

Expect creamy vanilla up front, followed by sour green apple, citrus zest, and a smooth sugary finish. The aroma is rich and layered, balancing sweet fruit and cream with a tangy, slightly sour edge that keeps every hit interesting.

Violet Verdict delivers a euphoric, creative high that gradually settles into a calm, relaxing body feel. It is a great pick for unwinding without completely checking out, whether you are hanging with friends, getting into a creative project, or easing into the evening.

Greenhouse grown and carefully cured for fresh flavor, rich aroma, and dependable potency.

White Russian x Malawi

White Russian x Malawi is a standout sativa greenhouse THCa flower bred for those who appreciate uplifting effects, bold aroma, and energetic daytime sessions. This unique cross combines the resin-heavy potency of White Russian with the soaring, cerebral character of Malawi, resulting in a lively and flavorful strain that leans bright, stimulating, and clear-headed.

Grown in the greenhouse, this flower develops with the help of natural sunlight while maintaining the structure, trichome coverage, and overall quality customers expect from premium THCa hemp. The result is a sativa-forward experience that feels vibrant and motivating without sacrificing smoothness or flavor.

Aroma & Flavor

White Russian x Malawi delivers a complex profile that blends earthy spice, citrus zest, herbal sweetness, and subtle woody notes. On the nose, expect a sharp and slightly exotic aroma with hints of fresh herbs, pepper, and bright fruit. The flavor follows through with a smooth smoke that leaves behind a clean, spicy-citrus finish.

Effects

This strain is all about mental elevation and daytime momentum. White Russian x Malawi is known for its uplifting, energizing, and creatively stimulating effects, making it a strong pick for mornings, afternoons, or anytime you want to stay engaged and productive. Many customers reach for sativa strains like this when they want a mood boost, enhanced focus, or a more social, active experience.

Greenhouse Grown Quality

Our greenhouse THCa flower offers a balance of quality and value, giving you flavorful, terpene-rich buds with a more natural grow style. White Russian x Malawi showcases appealing structure, sticky trichomes, and the kind of lively sativa profile that makes it an easy addition to any daytime rotation.

Whether you're a longtime sativa fan or just looking for something bright, functional, and flavorful, White Russian x Malawi THCa flower delivers a clean and enjoyable experience with classic greenhouse value.