Alaskan Thunderfuck (ATF) is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid with bold effects and a flavor profile as wild as its name. Originally hailing from the Matanuska Valley in Alaska, this strain is renowned for its fast-hitting cerebral buzz, creative lift, and energizing qualities that make it a go-to for daytime use. Whether you're tackling a to-do list or sparking a creative project, ATF delivers mental clarity and motivation with a euphoric edge.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Pungent earth and diesel layered with pine
• Sharp citrus undertones and a skunky punch
• Earthy inhale with a sweet, lemony finish on the exhale

Effects & Experience

• Fast-acting cerebral high with mood-boosting euphoria
• Sharpens focus and enhances creativity
• Energizing without being overwhelming—great for productivity or social settings
• May help alleviate fatigue, stress, and mild depression

Appearance

Fluffy, medium-to-large buds with a sativa-leaning structure
Bright green nugs accented by deep orange pistils
Coated in a generous layer of icy trichomes that hint at potency

History & Origins

A strain as bold as its name, Alaskan Thunderfuck traces its roots to a mysterious Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian ruderalis and later stabilized with Afghani genetics. The result is a powerful, terpene-rich hybrid that’s become a cult classic among seasoned smokers.

Best For

✔ Daytime use & staying productive
✔ Creative flow and elevated mood
✔ Fans of strong sativas with a diesel-pine twist

Alaskan Thunderfuck is the ultimate wake-and-bake strain—invigorating, flavorful, and perfect for getting things done with a buzz. Expect a punch of energy, a burst of inspiration, and a uniquely memorable smoke.

Banana Zkittlez is a slightly Indica-leaning hybrid (60% Indica / 40% Sativa) born from the flavorful union of Banana Punch and Zkittlez. This strain blends tropical fruit sweetness with a mellow, balanced high—perfect for users who want to feel uplifted without getting couch-locked. With smooth, candy-coated flavor and calming euphoria, Banana Zkittlez delivers the best of both worlds.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Bright banana candy layered with sugary citrus and creamy undertones

• Hints of earthy kush and herbal spice on the exhale

• Smooth, sweet, and slightly tart—like a tropical dessert with a twist

Appearance

• Dense, resin-coated buds with vibrant green and golden-yellow tones

• Occasional purple flecks and a heavy blanket of trichomes

• Frosty, sticky, and glowing with high terpene content

Effects & Experience

• Euphoric mental uplift that enhances mood and sparks creativity

• Fades into gentle physical relaxation—no heavy sedation or burnout

• Great for easing stress, calming anxiety, and staying engaged

• A favorite for daytime wind-downs, creative sessions, or mellow evenings

History & Origins

A standout cross of Banana Punch x Zkittlez, Banana Zkittlez combines two fan-favorites into one flavorful, mood-boosting hybrid. Known for its complex flavor profile and versatile effects, it’s an easy go-to whether you're looking to chill out or dial in.

Best For

✔ Balanced daytime or evening use
✔ Creative focus and stress relief
✔ Flavor lovers who want candy-like terps with a calm finish

Blue Gummies is a flavorful, deeply relaxing indica-dominant hybrid that delivers full-body calm without clouding the mind. With a terpene profile as inviting as its name, expect a delicious blend of ripe blueberries, cooling menthol, and subtle floral notes that make every puff feel like a fresh breeze.

Effects & Experience

From the first inhale, Blue Gummies wraps you in a blanket of calm. The initial wave soothes both body and mind, softening muscle tension and quieting anxious thoughts—yet it leaves just enough focus to help you unwind with intention. It’s the perfect companion for late nights, creative wind-downs, or those moments when you need peace without full sedation.

• Relaxing but not sedating

• Clears mental clutter without fogginess

• Great for anxiety, chronic pain, and end-of-day stress

• May support deeper, more restful sleep

Flavor & Aroma

• Blueberry forward: Juicy and bright, like fresh-picked fruit

• Menthol exhale: Cool, clean finish that refreshes the senses

• Floral undertones: Wildflower and herbal hints round out the bouquet

Appearance

These dense, sticky buds are show-stoppers—streaked with deep purple and blue hues, blanketed in shimmering trichomes, and dotted with fiery orange pistils. Visually, Blue Gummies is as captivating as it is effective.

Why You’ll Love It

• Rich, sweet flavor profile with a minty twist

• Balanced effects: calm your body, clear your head

• A go-to for winding down without zoning out

Discover Blue Zookies, an exotic balanced hybrid born from Blueberry × Animal Cookies. This fan-favorite strain delivers a standout mix of sweet berry flavor and cookie-dough richness, wrapped in a smooth, calming high that works any time of day.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Blue Zookies opens with a burst of ripe blueberries layered over fresh-baked cookie dough, rounded out by gentle notes of earth, spice, and creamy sweetness. Its complex terpene profile makes every inhale flavorful, smooth, and deeply satisfying.

Effects & Experience

This balanced hybrid offers a euphoric, mood-lifting onset, clearing the mind and sparking light creativity before easing into a calm, body-focused relaxation. Expect a stress-melting, mellow vibe without couch-lock — perfect for daytime unwinding or evening chills.

Why Customers Love Blue Zookies

• Perfect mix of sweet berry + cookie richness

• Smooth, versatile hybrid effects

• Ideal for relaxation without sedation

• Great for creativity, stress relief, and mellow evenings

Whether you're decompressing after work or settling into a laid-back night, Blue Zookies THCA Flower delivers flavor, balance, and full-bodied satisfaction.

Carbon Fiber is a balanced hybrid strain that delivers a flavorful and versatile experience. A cross between Grape Pie, Biscotti, and Cookies and Cream, this strain offers a sweet, fruity profile with rich berry and grape flavors, balanced by subtle peppery spice. Whether you're looking to relax, spark creativity, or socialize, Carbon Fiber provides a smooth and satisfying high.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Sweet and fruity medley of berries and grapes
• Earthy undertones add depth to the flavor
• A hint of peppery spice for a well-rounded, satisfying finish

Effects & Experience

• Starts with an uplifting, clear-headed buzz, ideal for creativity and focus
• Transitions into a calming body relaxation that soothes without sedation
• Versatile enough for daytime productivity or evening unwinding

Appearance

• Dense, frosty buds with deep purple and green hues
• Fiery orange pistils add contrast to the striking color palette
• Thick layer of sparkling trichomes enhances potency and visual appeal

Carbon Fiber is perfect for those seeking a balanced high with bold flavors. Whether you're tackling a project, enjoying time with friends, or simply looking to relax, this strain delivers a smooth and flavorful experience suited for any time of the day.

Our Dealer’s Choice Box is made for those who love variety, trust our taste, or just want the freshest surprise drops delivered on autopilot.

What’s Inside the Box?
We hand-select strains from our freshest batches:

• Value Tier: Due to limited strain availability, Value Dealer’s Choice ships in 7-gram mylar bags instead of 3.5g. You’ll receive 4 different strains per ounce (28g)—the same total weight, just larger portions of each strain. Because of this packaging format and the nature of our value inventory, we have less flexibility with curation and cannot guarantee all indica, all sativa, all hybrid, or a single phenotype. Each box will include a balanced mix based on what’s available at the time of packing.

• Mixed, Premium & Top Shelf Tiers: Each strain comes in 3.5-gram mylar bags for maximum variety. We can curate your selection based on your preferences—just leave notes for our team below and we’ll do our best to match your request.

Choose Your Tier:

• Mixed Tier (Most Popular): A curated blend of Value, Premium, and Top-Shelf strains for a well-rounded experience.

• Value Tier: Affordable and potent, indoor smalls & greenhouse-grown flower— in 7 gram portions.

• Premium Tier: Living soil indoor-grown flower for flavor-forward sessions.

• Top Shelf Tier: Connoisseur quality, indoor-only, trichome-rich flower that hits like a dispensary favorite.

Step into a blissful state of mind with Dream Walker THCA Flower, a celebrated cultivar known for its uplifting and mood-enhancing effects. Perfect for socializing, unwinding, or finding your inner calm, Dream Walker strikes the ideal balance between mental clarity and gentle relaxation.

Bred for a mildly balanced experience, this strain eases away stress and tension without clouding your mind, leaving you motivated, centered, and ready to connect.

Aroma & Flavor: Expect a complex bouquet of sweet, earthy, and floral notes layered with fresh herbs and a touch of spice. The smooth, nuanced flavor profile makes each inhale as comforting as it is captivating.

Appearance: Dense, deep green buds accented with vibrant orange pistils and a shimmering frost of trichomes showcase Dream Walker’s visual appeal and premium quality.

Potential Effects:

• Gentle, mood-enhancing euphoria

• Eases mental stress and quiets racing thoughts

• Ideal for social gatherings or peaceful evenings

Why You’ll Love It:

• Balanced, uplifting high without heaviness

• Complex flavor profile for connoisseurs

• Beautifully frosty, top-shelf presentation

Brighten your day and spark your creativity with Durban Poison, a legendary pure sativa landrace strain hailing from the South African city of Durban. Renowned for its clear-headed, energizing high, this fast-acting cultivar is a go-to for staying productive, social, or creatively inspired.

Effects & Experience:
Durban Poison hits fast with a cerebral buzz that sharpens focus, uplifts the mood, and fuels motivation. Its mentally stimulating effects make it a favorite for daytime use, especially for tackling to-do lists, artistic projects, or active adventures. There’s no heavy comedown—just a clean, heady lift that lasts.

Flavor & Aroma:
This strain boasts a sweet, spicy scent with layers of anise, pine, and citrus. On the inhale, expect a smooth, herbal sweetness followed by a peppery, slightly earthy finish. Its vibrant terpene profile—led by terpinolene, ocimene, and myrcene—delivers both flavor and function.

Appearance:
Durban Poison buds are long and tapered with a classic sativa structure. Lime-green nugs are dusted with frosty trichomes and scattered with deep orange hairs, offering a fresh, frosty look that hints at its potency.

A sweet escape into pure relaxation. Forbidden Blueprint, originally bred by Purple City Genetics, is a potent indica born from Forbidden Fruit x Watermelon Zkittlez crossed with Blueprint. The result? A richly flavored strain that balances fruit-forward sweetness with deep, soothing effects designed to quiet the mind and ease the body.

Genetics

(Forbidden Fruit x Watermelon Zkittlez) x Blueprint — this powerful indica lineage blends tropical candy terps with the dense, frosty structure of modern exotic genetics.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Expect a fruit-driven, candy-like aroma layered with sweet exotic notes and hints of watermelon and berries. Each puff offers a smooth, dessert-style flavor that lingers long after exhale.

Appearance

These frost-covered buds glisten with thick trichome coverage, signaling top-tier potency and high THCa content. Deep greens and subtle purples peek through the dense structure, giving each nug a premium, small-batch aesthetic.

Effects & Experience

Forbidden Blueprint delivers a calming indica experience—starting with a gentle cerebral lift before melting into a heavy, tranquil body high. The relaxing physical effects make it perfect for unwinding after a long day, easing tension, or promoting restful sleep.

Why You’ll Love It

• Small-batch, indoor-grown THCa Exotic Smalls

• Potent indica effects ideal for evening use

• Fruity, candy-sweet flavor profile

• Frosty, resin-rich buds for true connoisseur appeal

• Federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill (<0.3% Δ9 THC)

Forbidden Blueprint Exotic Smalls bring together sweetness, serenity, and strength—proof that the best things often come in small batches.

G Force is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid bred from three legendary strains: G13, Northern Lights, and Skunk #1. Known for its powerful, full-body effects and deep relaxation, G Force delivers a euphoric calm that melts away stress, tension, and the weight of the day. This strain is ideal for evening use when you’re ready to disconnect and drift into a tranquil, dreamlike state.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Pungent skunk and earthy spice with sweet citrus top notes
Woody, smooth inhale with lemon-pepper undertones on the exhale
Bold and complex, leaving a spicy-sweet aftertaste

Appearance

Dense, resinous buds with a classic indica structure
Dark olive-green nugs accented by burnt orange hairs
Frosted in a generous layer of milky trichomes

Effects & Experience

Deep physical relaxation that eases muscle tension
Uplifting euphoria followed by calming sedation
Ideal for relieving stress, anxiety, and promoting sleep
Strong body high with a peaceful, floaty mental state

History & Origins

G Force combines the legendary potency of G13, the soothing power of Northern Lights, and the skunky, citrus-forward character of Skunk #1. This trifecta of iconic genetics creates a well-balanced, deeply relaxing experience for seasoned consumers and medical users alike.

Best For

✔ Nighttime use & sleep support
✔ Stress, anxiety, and muscle tension relief
✔ Fans of skunky, earthy, and bold flavor profiles

G Force is a potent, terpene-rich indica that doesn’t hold back—perfect for anyone looking to fully unplug and find a moment of peace.

Gas Mask is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid bred from Cherry Pie x Alien Kush, known for its intense aroma, dense structure, and deeply sedating effects. Pungent and powerful, this strain is built for serious relaxation and evening use.

Flavor & Aroma

Expect thick layers of diesel, skunk, and earthy musk, rounded out by a subtle cherry sweetness on the finish. The nose is loud, the flavor is dank, and the exhale leaves a lingering, fuel-forward punch.

Effects & Experience

Gas Mask kicks in fast and settles deep, offering:

• Rapid mental quiet and stress relief

• Full-body heaviness with couch-lock tendencies

• Long-lasting, sedative effects ideal for sleep or deep unwinding

Why Choose Gas Mask?

Gas Mask delivers on all fronts:

• Profound physical relaxation, perfect for stress, pain, or insomnia

• A bold terpene profile true to its name—loud, funky, and unforgettable

• Boutique-grown quality with frosty, dense buds and strong potency

Not for the casual smoker, Gas Mask is a knockout strain made for those who want to shut it all down.

Hi-Octane is a heavy-hitting indica strain crafted from Sunset Sherbet × Octane, delivering deep body relaxation, a soothing mental drift, and a rich, gassy flavor profile. Known for its smooth potency and full-body melt, Hi-Octane is the perfect evening strain for unwinding, easing tension, and sinking into pure comfort.

This indica-dominant cultivar blends Sunset Sherbet’s sweet, mood-softening notes with Octane’s dense fuel and earthy punch, creating a calming, sedating experience ideal for nights when you want to shut down stress and slow your mind.

Strain Highlights

Type: Indica
Genetics: Sunset Sherbet × Octane
THCa Content: High potency (non-psychoactive until heated)
Cultivation Method: Indoor Grown – maximizing terpene richness and resin density
Best For: Deep relaxation, stress relief, sleep support, nighttime sessions

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Bold, diesel-forward aroma with creamy citrus and earthy sweetness

• Smooth, gassy inhale with a sweet, floral finish

• Ideal for flavor chasers who love rich, fuel-heavy indicas

Effects & Experience

• Fast-acting full-body relaxation that melts away tension

• Heavy, calming effects that encourage rest and tranquility

• Supports stress relief, quiet nights, and a peaceful mental state

• Perfect for unwinding after long days or settling in before sleep

Hindu Kush is a legendary pure indica strain that originates from the rugged, mountainous region between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Known for its heavy, body-melting effects and resilient landrace genetics, this strain has been a cornerstone of traditional hash-making and modern breeding for decades. Hindu Kush delivers a deeply relaxing, sedative high ideal for nighttime use, stress relief, and easing both mental and physical tension.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Earthy and rich with notes of pine, sandalwood, and spice
• Hints of sweet herbs and hash on the exhale
• Smooth, dense smoke with a musky, grounding finish

Effects & Experience

• Deep full-body relaxation with a calm, introspective mindset
• Heavy sedative effects that ease you into sleep or stillness
• Ideal for melting away stress, pain, and anxiety
• A classic “end-of-day” strain for deep mental and physical release

Appearance

Compact, resin-heavy buds with a dense, conical structure
Forest green nugs with deep purple accents and fiery orange hairs
Thick layer of trichomes that gives the flower a frosty, sticky texture

History & Origins

Hindu Kush is a true landrace strain, originally cultivated in the Hindu Kush mountain range and prized for its natural hardiness and deeply calming effects. Its genetics have influenced countless modern indicas and hash strains, making it a foundational cultivar in the cannabis world.

Best For

✔ Nighttime use & deep relaxation
✔ Sleep support, chronic pain, and stress relief
✔ Fans of traditional, earthy, hash-like indicas

Hindu Kush is a timeless indica that offers a return to the roots of cannabis—pure, potent, and profoundly calming. Whether you're seeking restful sleep or full-body stillness, this strain delivers a serene, grounded high that lingers long after your last hit.

Lemon Cherry Gelato is a 60/40 indica-dominant hybrid, delivering a luxurious balance of relaxation and euphoria. A masterful cross between Lemon Kush, Cherry Pie, and Gelato, this strain is renowned for its bold flavors, high potency, and well-rounded effects. Cultivated with indoor precision, it boasts dense, frosty buds packed with terpenes that enhance both its aroma and therapeutic potential.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Sweet and citrusy with a burst of fresh lemons and ripe cherries
• Creamy, dessert-like finish with notes of vanilla and nutty cookie dough
• Hints of floral and herbal undertones, adding depth and complexity

Appearance

• Resin-coated buds with a frosty layer of trichomes
• Vibrant green hues accented by purple and blue undertones
• Bright orange pistils, adding striking contrast

Effects & Experience

• Euphoric uplift, enhancing mood and creativity
• Calming body relaxation, easing tension without heavy sedation
• Balanced high, making it versatile for daytime or evening use
• Mild appetite boost, perfect for those needing an extra nudge to snack

Genetics & Origins

Lemon Cherry Gelato brings together the best traits of its world-class parent strains:

✔ Lemon Kush – Delivers a refreshing citrusy kick with uplifting effects

✔ Cherry Pie – Infuses a tart cherry sweetness and deep relaxation

✔ Gelato – Adds a creamy, dessert-like richness and balanced hybrid effects

Best For

✔ Socializing & creative activities

✔ Stress relief, anxiety, and mood elevation

✔ Evening unwinding without total couch-lock

Experience the August Cannabis Club Difference

At August Cannabis Club, we hand-select only the finest indoor-grown strains to provide elite quality, unmatched flavor, and a premium smoking experience. Whether you're indulging for relaxation, creativity, or therapeutic relief, Lemon Cherry Gelato is a must-try for cannabis connoisseurs and newcomers alike.

Mandarin Cookies THCa Flower is a sativa dominant hybrid born from the flavorful cross of Forum Cut Cookies × Mandarin Sunset. This cultivar is celebrated for its zesty citrus-meets-cookie terpene profile and smooth, functional effects that blend mental clarity with physical ease.

Flavor & Aroma

Mandarin Cookies packs a sweet orange-citrus punch on the inhale, followed by layers of cookie dough, nutty spice, and creamy undertones on the exhale. With dominant terpenes including Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Myrcene, the aroma is both bright and indulgent—like fresh-baked cookies kissed with tangy orange zest.

Effects

Known for its balanced high, Mandarin Cookies delivers an initial wave of euphoria, focus, and creativity, making it a go-to for socializing, brainstorming, or light productivity. As the experience settles in, expect a gentle, soothing body buzz that eases tension and stress without couchlock. Ideal for afternoon or early evening sessions, this strain is often chosen to help manage stress, anxiety, and mood dips while keeping the mind sharp and clear.

Appearance

Mandarin Cookies buds are dense and frosty, coated in glittering trichomes with bright green hues and orange pistils, showcasing its vibrant lineage and potency.

OG Kush THCA Flower is an indica-leaning strain celebrated for its bold, gassy aroma and well-rounded relaxing effects. Known as one of the most iconic strains in cannabis history, OG Kush’s terpene profile leans toward deep mood support, uplifting euphoria, and full-body relaxation—ideal for calming the mind, easing bodily discomfort, and unwinding after a long day.

Aroma & Flavor

OG Kush is a gas lover’s dream, delivering a spicy, pungent fuel aroma layered with a refreshing balance of lemon zest and pine. This classic combination is what keeps OG enthusiasts coming back, offering both richness and brightness in every inhale.

Effects & Experience

Expect a calming, euphoric onset that melts into tranquil physical relief, making OG Kush a versatile choice for both recreational enjoyment and potential wellness benefits. Perfect for evenings, low-key social settings, or moments when you need to quiet the noise and recharge.

Potent, gassy, and unapologetically bold, Pablo’s Revenge THCA Flower is an indica-leaning strain bred from Animal Mints and Sherb Cake. Known for its intense flavor, powerful body effects, and rich terpene profile, this strain is a top pick for anyone chasing strong gas and deep relaxation.

Crack open a nug and you’re hit with loud diesel fumes, layered with skunky earth, cool mint cream, and sweet dessert undertones. Dominant terpenes Caryophyllene, Limonene, and Pinene give this strain a sharp, peppery profile balanced by smooth, sugary notes.

The high begins with a gentle mental lift before settling into a deep, full-body calm that quiets the mind and relaxes the muscles. Its indica-dominant effects make it ideal for unwinding at night, easing stress, and promoting rest without feeling overly heavy.

If you’re seeking a high-gas indica with bold flavor and strong euphoric relief, Pablo’s Revenge delivers — and explains why it remains one of the most in-demand THCA strains on the market.

Funky citrus meets creative clarity. Pineapple Express THCa Flower from August Cannabis Club is a premium, sativa-dominant hybrid (70/30) bred for full-bodied flavor and uplifting potency. Grown in small indoor hydroponic batches and expertly cold-cured, this standout strain delivers an energizing, heady high with exceptional terpene preservation and a smooth finish.

Appearance & Aroma

Expect dense, medium-to-small buds coated in frosty trichomes, with vibrant green tones and subtle orange pistils. The nose opens with a funky cheese aroma layered with sharp citrus zest and earthy undertones—an unmistakable profile for the true connoisseur.

Flavor Profile

Smooth and bold on the exhale, Pineapple Express leaves a lasting impression with its pungent funk, tangy citrus, and natural earthiness. A rich terpene profile dominated by myrcene, limonene, and caryophyllene delivers flavor as dynamic as its effects.

Effects & Experience

Perfect for creative sessions or focused productivity, this strain is known for its euphoric, mind-clearing lift and long-lasting energy. Users report enhanced clarity, mood elevation, and a motivating buzz—ideal for daytime use or sparking inspiration without sedation.

Lab Results & Stats

• THCa: 28.144%

• Total Cannabinoids: 28.412%

• Terpenes: 1.968%

• Δ9-THC: <0.3% (Farm Bill Compliant)

Pink Starburst by Manali West is an ultra-potent indica known for its complex genetics and deeply relaxing effects. A masterful cross of (DJ Short’s Blueberry x Headband) x AJ Sour Diesel BX3, this strain has been bred for strength and flavor, delivering a full-bodied experience that leans heavily toward sedation and calm. With its floral aroma and candy-like sweetness, Pink Starburst is as indulgent in taste as it is in potency.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Floral and slightly herbal on the inhale

• Sweet, candy-like finish on the exhale

• Hints of berry, citrus, and diesel add depth to its layered profile

Effects & Experience

• Tranquil, euphoric body high that melts away stress

• Promotes calm, rest, and deep relaxation

• Sedating qualities that quiet the mind and ease physical tension

Best For

• Evening sessions or unwinding after a long day

• Promoting sleep and stress relief

• Those seeking a potent, smooth indica experience

Pink Starburst is a genetic masterpiece, offering a powerful, calming high that blends rich flavor with restorative effects. Whether you’re looking to sink into deep relaxation or drift into restful sleep, this strain delivers a top-tier indica experience.

Purple Panty Dropper is a sultry indica-dominant hybrid THCa strain celebrated for its deeply relaxing effects, rich berry flavor, and undeniable allure. Bred from a three-way cross of Purple Haze × Oregon Grape × Matanuskan Mist, this strain delivers a calming body melt paired with a gentle, euphoric head high—perfect for evenings, self-care rituals, or setting the mood.

Strain Highlights

• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid

• Genetics: Purple Haze × Oregon Grape × Matanuskan Mist

• Ideal For: Relaxation, intimacy, mood elevation, and sleep support

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Sweet, fruity aroma of ripe berries and grape

• Floral undertones of lavender and earth

• Smooth, velvety smoke with a luscious, candy-like finish

Effects & Experience

• Heavy body relaxation with a warm, tingly calm

• Gentle mental uplift without overstimulation

• Great for winding down, enhancing closeness, or melting away stress

• Terpene-rich and ideal for anxiety, tension, and sleeplessness

Why Choose Purple Panty Dropper from August?

At August Cannabis Club, we cultivate and curate THCa flower with intention and integrity. Grown indoors and slow-cured to perfection, Purple Panty Dropper is never sprayed with synthetic cannabinoids and always handled with care. With a terpene profile led by myrcene, caryophyllene, and linalool, this strain brings both beauty and balance in every hit.

Whether you’re looking to relax deeply or indulge in something a little extra, Purple Panty Dropper THCa Flower offers a flavorful, full-body experience designed to soothe, settle, and satisfy.

Loud, gassy, and unapologetically strong. Slapz is a potent hybrid born from Runtz and Grease Monkey, delivering a hard-hitting fusion of sweet gas and earthy funk that perfectly balances mind and body. This strain’s bold aroma and fast-acting effects make it a go-to for anyone who craves flavor and intensity in equal measure.

Genetics

Runtz × Grease Monkey — a powerhouse combination that merges the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the skunky, fuel-heavy backbone of Grease Monkey.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Expect a loud diesel-forward aroma backed by skunk, pine, and earthy undertones. The flavor follows suit—sharp and gassy with a slightly sweet, lingering finish. Dominant terpenes myrcene and limonene give Slapz its rich aroma and relaxing depth.

Appearance

These dense, trichome-covered buds boast vibrant green hues with streaks of deep purple and fiery orange hairs. Sticky and resinous to the touch, Slapz looks as powerful as it feels.

Effects & Experience

Slapz delivers a balanced, full-body high that starts with an uplifting sense of euphoria and arousal, then melts into a deeply relaxed, calm state. It’s perfect for winding down without losing focus—or for sparking creativity with a mellow edge.

Why You’ll Love It

• Potent hybrid effects: uplifting yet relaxing

• Bold diesel and skunk flavor with piney undertones

• Indoor-grown THCa flower with premium structure and resin content

• Bred from the fan-favorite cross Runtz × Grease Monkey

• Federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill (<0.3% Δ9 THC)

Slapz THCa Flower doesn’t whisper—it hits loud, smooth, and strong. A strain for those who like their smoke with flavor, balance, and a little attitude.

Slurricane THCa features dense, medium-to-large buds with a vibrant green and deep purple accents, and fiery orange pistils. Each nug is coated in a thick layer of frosty trichomes, giving it a sticky texture and undeniable bag appeal that stands out in any collection.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

This strain is a fruity powerhouse, bursting with the scent of sweet berries and tropical fruit punch. Subtle earthy and cakey undertones add depth to its profile, while the flavor delivers juicy fruit notes with a creamy, dessert-like finish. Every hit is smooth, rich, and full-bodied—perfect for cannabis enthusiasts who crave bold terpene expressions.

Effects & Experience

As an indica-leaning hybrid, Slurricane THCa is prized for its deeply relaxing effects. Expect a calming body high that melts away tension while soothing the mind. Ideal for evening use, this strain helps promote rest, recovery, and comfort—making it a favorite for winding down after a long day.

Why Choose Slurricane THCa?

• Potent Indica-Dominant Genetics (Do-Si-Dos x Purple Punch)

• Rich Berry & Tropical Fruit Terpenes with dessert-like undertones

• Organically Cultivated for clean, premium quality

• Perfect for evenings, relaxation, and stress relief

Please be mindful that flower quantities may seem smaller on Snowballs as the THCa isolate adds to the overall weight of the product. We have the highest commitment to our customers and always overweigh our products to ensure you get the value expected on your purchase.

These Snowballs aren’t the kind you throw at friends—they’re highly potent THCa flower, coated in a thick layer of pure THCa diamonds for an experience that is not for the faint of heart. With its powdered donut-like appearance and extreme potency, Snowballs deliver an intensely euphoric and balanced high that seasoned cannabis users will appreciate.

Flavor & Aroma

Expect a loud, pungent diesel aroma, rounded out by natural, earthy undertones. The flavor is clean and smooth, with a distinct earthiness that complements its powerful effects.

Effects & Experience

• Highly euphoric with an uplifting, tingly sensation
• Expansive headspace, ideal for creative inspiration or deep relaxation
• Extremely strong and long-lasting, recommended for those with a high tolerance
• Versatile for day or night, enhancing any experience

For those who seek a premium, high-potency cannabis experience, Snowballs offer a next-level high that balances euphoria and relaxation in every hit. Whether you're looking to elevate your day or unwind in the evening, this powerhouse strain delivers unmatched potency and flavor.

Sour Jack THCa Flower is a bold and energizing sativa-dominant hybrid that fuses two legendary strains: Sour Diesel and Jack Herer. This powerhouse cross delivers the best of both worlds—fuel-forward pungency with citrusy brightness—for a smoking experience that’s as flavorful as it is invigorating.

Flavor & Aroma

Expect a sharp, diesel-like punch layered with earthy undertones and a refreshing lemon-citrus zest. Sour Jack’s terpene profile creates a bold, mouth-coating flavor with an aroma that lingers, making it a favorite among those who appreciate pungent, fuel-heavy cannabis strains.

Effects

Sour Jack is celebrated for its uplifting cerebral buzz that sparks creativity, enhances focus, and delivers a euphoric mood boost. Perfect for daytime sessions, this strain helps you stay engaged, motivated, and inspired—whether you’re working on a project, socializing, or enjoying the outdoors. Reported effects include:

• Energizing & motivating head high

• Boosted creativity and focus

• Uplifting, happy euphoria

Appearance

Sour Jack buds are typically dense and frosty, with vibrant green hues accented by fiery orange pistils and a sparkling coat of trichomes, hinting at the potency packed inside.

Start the day with spark, find your rhythm, and unwind with ease — the Sunrise to Sunset Bundle is your all-day rotation in one premium pack. 

Choose from three 7-gram bags (21 grams total) or three full 1-ounce bags (3 ounces total) of hand-selected exotic smalls: one Sativa, one Hybrid, and one Indica.

Selected from our freshest small-batch harvests — meaning every bundle brings something new to your rotation, and no two packs are ever quite the same.

Choose Your Size:

🔸 3 × 7g Exotic Smalls (21 grams total) or
🔸 3 × 1 oz Exotic Smalls (3 oz total — For those who prefer to stay stocked)
– One Sativa, one Hybrid, and one Indica, all curated from our current lineup of premium exotic smalls.

Why You’ll Love It

Premium Quality, Smaller Size – Compact buds with big-time flavor, potency, and terpene depth.
Curated for Every Hour – Energize your morning, elevate your afternoon, unwind your night.
Stock-Up & Save Option – A bigger bundle for those with a consistent routine or a full-time rotation.
Always Fresh. Always New. – Strains selected at peak freshness for maximum variety.

Small-batch. Big energy. Endless possibility.

The Sunrise to Sunset Bundle is your rotating lineup of exotic THCa flower — handcrafted, freshly packed, and ready to roll from dawn to dusk.

Thai is a legendary landrace sativa that originates from the humid jungles of Thailand, renowned for its uplifting energy and rich cultural legacy. This pure sativa offers a bright, clear-headed high that sparks creativity, sharpens focus, and boosts mood—making it the perfect companion for daytime adventures, artistic flow, or knocking out a to-do list with a smile.

With dominant terpenes like limonene, pinene, and terpinolene, Thai greets you with a bold, citrus-forward aroma layered with spicy notes and an earthy, herbal finish. Its flavor mirrors the scent: tangy and slightly sweet on the inhale, followed by a peppery, piney exhale that lingers just enough to remind you it’s the real deal.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Bright citrus peel and fresh herbs
• Underlying spice with hints of pine and sweetness
• Clean, zesty finish that keeps you coming back

Effects & Experience

• Energizing cerebral buzz with a motivational lift
• Enhances focus, creativity, and social engagement
• Long-lasting, functional high—perfect for daytime use
• May help with mood swings, fatigue, and stress

History & Legacy

One of the foundational genetics of the cannabis world, Thai has influenced countless classic hybrids like Haze and Juicy Fruit. Its long flowering time and tropical origins make it a rare but cherished cultivar in today’s market—especially for true sativa lovers chasing that vintage head high.

Best For

✔ Creative work & daytime productivity
✔ Social outings and elevated conversation
✔ Fans of classic, landrace sativas with a citrus twist

Thai is a timeless sativa that blends ancient genetics with modern-day clarity. Whether you’re chasing focus, inspiration, or just a clean, energizing high—this strain delivers a smooth ride from start to finish.

Trainwreck is a legendary hybrid that’s earned its reputation in Northern California for delivering a powerful blend of cerebral stimulation and body-soothing calm. Born from Mexican and Thai genetics crossed with Afghani indica, this strain offers a dynamic, well-rounded experience—starting with a bright, euphoric lift before settling into a warm, relaxing physical ease. True to its name, Trainwreck still hits fast and unmistakably hard, but with a more balanced profile that fits both active and laid-back moments.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Trainwreck’s aroma is bold and complex, combining sweet lemon and sharp pine with a grounding layer of earth and spice. Each inhale brings a fresh, herbal brightness, while the exhale leaves behind a zesty, peppery finish that lingers on the palate.

Effects & Experience

Expect an immediate mood-lifting buzz that enhances focus and creativity, followed by a smooth, body-relaxing finish that encourages comfort without heavy sedation. This hybrid balance makes Trainwreck ideal for everything from productivity and artistic flow to unwinding after a long day. It also heightens sensory experiences—music, art, nature, and conversation all feel more vivid and immersive.

Perfect for those seeking both clarity and calm, Trainwreck offers a hybrid high that’s stimulating, grounding, and deeply memorable.

Our Value Indoor Smalls bring you premium indoor-grown THCa flower at an unbeatable price. These compact buds come from the same high-quality plants as our full-sized nugs — they’re just smaller in size, easier to break up, and perfect for everyday sessions.

Grown hydroponically for maximum consistency and clean flavor, each batch delivers smooth smoke and strong potency without the premium price tag. With fewer stems and a soft, easy-to-grind texture, these smalls roll up effortlessly and hit like the real deal — because they are.

Why You’ll Love Them

• Hydroponic-Grown Indoors: Controlled environment = clean, potent, flavorful flower

• Smaller Buds, Same Quality: Same genetics, same care — just smaller nugs

• Easy to Break Up: Less stem, more flower, no fuss

• Everyday Value: Top-tier smoke that won’t break the bank

Perfect for daily smokers, budget-friendly bundles, or anyone who appreciates indoor quality without the markup.

Velvet Skunk is a rich, indulgent indica born from the elite pairing of Skunk #1 × Gelato × Jealousy, delivering a silky-smooth body high wrapped in classic skunky funk. This strain balances old-school depth with modern dessert genetics, offering a deeply relaxing experience that feels luxurious, flavorful, and unmistakably potent.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Velvet Skunk opens with a loud wave of sharp, nostalgic skunk, quickly softened by layers of sweet berry gelato, creamy vanilla, and earthy richness. The inhale is dense and flavorful, while the exhale leaves behind a sweet, funky finish that lingers like candy-coated gas.

Effects & Experience

Expect a slow-building, full-body melt that releases physical tension and settles the mind into deep calm. The indica effects are soothing and immersive without feeling overwhelming—perfect for stress relief, evening relaxation, movie nights, and peaceful downtime. Velvet Skunk wraps you in a warm, velvety haze that’s equal parts comfort and potency.

Why Customers Love Velvet Skunk

• Loud skunky aroma layered with sweet, dessert-like notes

• Potent indica relaxation that eases both body and mind

• Ideal for nighttime use, stress relief, and deep unwinding

• Dense, resinous buds with exceptional terpene expression

Whether you're closing out a long day or indulging in a flavorful, old-meets-new indica, Velvet Skunk delivers a premium experience with unforgettable aroma and melt-into-the-couch comfort.