Loud, gassy, and unapologetically strong. Slapz is a potent hybrid born from Runtz and Grease Monkey, delivering a hard-hitting fusion of sweet gas and earthy funk that perfectly balances mind and body. This strain’s bold aroma and fast-acting effects make it a go-to for anyone who craves flavor and intensity in equal measure.

Genetics

Runtz × Grease Monkey — a powerhouse combination that merges the creamy sweetness of Runtz with the skunky, fuel-heavy backbone of Grease Monkey.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Expect a loud diesel-forward aroma backed by skunk, pine, and earthy undertones. The flavor follows suit—sharp and gassy with a slightly sweet, lingering finish. Dominant terpenes myrcene and limonene give Slapz its rich aroma and relaxing depth.

Appearance

These dense, trichome-covered buds boast vibrant green hues with streaks of deep purple and fiery orange hairs. Sticky and resinous to the touch, Slapz looks as powerful as it feels.

Effects & Experience

Slapz delivers a balanced, full-body high that starts with an uplifting sense of euphoria and arousal, then melts into a deeply relaxed, calm state. It’s perfect for winding down without losing focus—or for sparking creativity with a mellow edge.

Why You’ll Love It

• Potent hybrid effects: uplifting yet relaxing

• Bold diesel and skunk flavor with piney undertones

• Indoor-grown THCa flower with premium structure and resin content

• Bred from the fan-favorite cross Runtz × Grease Monkey

• Federally compliant under the 2018 Farm Bill (<0.3% Δ9 THC)

Slapz THCa Flower doesn’t whisper—it hits loud, smooth, and strong. A strain for those who like their smoke with flavor, balance, and a little attitude.

Our THCa Shake is a premium blend of small flower pieces, sugar leaves, and loose trichomes collected from our exotic indoor strains. Made from the same high-quality batches as our top-shelf flower, this terpene-rich shake offers strong potency in a more versatile, budget-friendly format. Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping, or infusing, Flower Shake delivers smooth flavor, reliable effects, and exceptional value. Its fine, ready-to-use texture makes it perfect for everyday sessions or easy edible prep—no grinding required.

We treat THCa shake like a product of its own. NOT just leftovers.
Here’s what makes ours better:

• Made from exotic indoor-grown strains

• Packed with visible trichomes and full-spectrum flavor

• Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping or making edibles

• Fresh, not dusty or dry

• Third-party lab tested for quality and safety

• Available in 28 gram quantities 

Experience our 5 Pack of King-Sized Pre-Rolls, designed to give you a premium sampling of strains from August Cannabis Club. 

Whether you’re looking to explore new strains, unwind solo, or share with friends, this sampler pack is the perfect way to discover what makes August Cannabis Club stand out.

• Taste the Variety: Five different premium strains in one convenient pack.

• Curated for Quality: Each strain is carefully selected for exceptional flavor and potency.

• Top-Shelf Flower: Only the finest buds go into our pre-rolls—because you deserve the best.

• King-Sized Enjoyment: Generously packed for a longer-lasting, satisfying smoke.

Heads up: This variety pack cannot be customized and includes a curated mix of sativas, hybrids, and indicas. We can only guarantee a variety of strains within a single variety pack. If you purchase multiple variety packs in one order, you may receive duplicate strains.

Toad Venom THCA Flower is a slightly indica-dominant hybrid grown indoors in living soil for a carefully cultivated smoke. Created from the cross of Animal Face × Sin Mintz, this Triple-A Exotic Grade strain brings together bold potency, heavy aroma, and a smooth flavor profile that feels both sharp and grounded.

With 28.015% THCA, Toad Venom delivers a strong, full-bodied experience with an uplifting mental rush that gradually settles into deep physical relaxation. It is a great choice for anyone looking for premium indoor THCA flower with exotic genetics, powerful effects, and a distinct citrus-grass terpene profile.

Aroma & Flavor

Toad Venom opens with a bright citrus aroma layered over grassy, herbal notes. The flavor follows with a zesty inhale, subtle minty sharpness from the Sin Mintz lineage, and an earthy finish that gives the strain its heavier, more grounded character.

Flavor notes:

• Citrus zest
• Fresh grass
• Herbal mint
• Earthy spice
• Smooth exotic finish

Effects & Experience

Toad Venom offers a powerful euphoric mental high paired with calming physical relaxation. The Animal Face genetics bring intensity, depth, and a heavier body feel, while Sin Mintz adds a cleaner, brighter edge that keeps the experience from feeling one-dimensional.

Expect an initial wave of mood-lifting euphoria followed by a slow-building body calm. This strain is best suited for experienced users or anyone looking for a strong indica-leaning hybrid with noticeable mental and physical effects.

Appearance

This Oregon-grown indoor THCA flower features dense, carefully trimmed buds with exotic bag appeal. Its Triple-A grade quality reflects small-farm cultivation, clean handling, and a focus on freshness from grow to jar.

Product Highlights

• Strain: Toad Venom
• Type: Indica-Dominant Hybrid
• Genetics: Animal Face × Sin Mintz
• THCA: 27.015%
• Grade: Triple-A Exotic
• Flavor Profile: Citrus, grassy, herbal, earthy
• Cultivation: Indoor grown, living soil
• Quality: Pesticide-free, organic, lab-tested
• Compliance: Contains less than 0.3% hemp-derived Delta-9 THC

Why You’ll Love It

Toad Venom is for customers who want a bold exotic strain that actually feels as strong as it sounds. Between its Animal Face power, Sin Mintz brightness, and clean Oregon indoor cultivation, this strain delivers a balanced but intense experience with standout flavor and serious relaxing potential.

Meet Mai Thai, a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid crafted for those who want the best of both worlds—uplifting cerebral energy paired with smooth, body-melting relaxation. Testing at 26.30% THCa, this small-batch flower delivers a potent yet controlled experience ideal for daytime inspiration or evening unwinding.

Flavor & Aroma

Mai Thai greets the senses with a sharp burst of lemon zest and sour citrus, layered over a classic skunky funk and finished with a refreshing hint of cool mint. The terpene profile creates a bright, tangy inhale followed by a crisp, herbal exhale that lingers on the palate.

Effects & Experience

Expect a euphoric head lift that sparks creativity and enhances focus, making it perfect for artistic projects, social settings, or tackling your to-do list with a positive mindset. As the experience settles, a gentle wave of relaxation keeps you grounded without heavy sedation.

✔ Boosts mood and mental clarity
✔ Encourages creativity and conversation
✔ Smooth relaxation without couch-lock

Appearance

Dense, trichome-rich buds showcase vibrant shades of green with fiery orange pistils and a frosty coating that signals top-tier potency and careful cultivation.

Giraffe Pussy, also known as Giraffe P, is a slightly indica-dominant Indoor Living Soil Hybrid THCa flower celebrated for its striking flavor, memorable aroma, and deeply relaxing character. Bred from MILF × Astronaut Pussy, this cultivar offers a refined balance of uplifting mental haze and soothing body effects, making it a standout option for customers who want something flavorful, potent, and indulgently smooth.

Grown indoors in living soil, Giraffe Pussy is cultivated to express the full richness of its genetics. This method allows the flower to develop deeper terpene complexity, a fuller aroma profile, and a more nuanced smoking experience from first crack of the jar to final exhale. The result is boutique-quality THCa flower with exceptional bag appeal and a luxurious finish.

Effects

Giraffe Pussy opens with a fast-arriving cerebral lift that feels blissful, hazy, and pleasantly unfocused before easing into a heavier body sensation that settles deep and slow. The overall experience leans calming, dreamy, and immersive, making this a strong choice for late-day sessions, slow evenings, or anytime you want to fully sink into the moment.

Appearance

This strain features dense, elongated pepper-shaped buds with rich forest green coloration, brighter green undertones, thin orange hairs, and a frosted layer of golden-amber crystal trichomes. The structure is resinous, sticky, and visually distinctive, offering the kind of premium presentation expected from top-shelf indoor flower.

Aroma & Flavor

Giraffe Pussy is best known for its dessert-like flavor profile and bright tropical complexity. Expect a sweet, sugary tropical candy flavor layered with hints of sour citrus and soft fruity earthiness. The aroma mirrors the flavor beautifully, leading with a tropical citrus overtone accented by pungent earth, subtle fresh vanilla, and a warm, slightly sweet finish.

Dominant Terpenes

• Limonene – bright, citrus-forward, and uplifting
• Caryophyllene – warm, peppery, and grounding
• Myrcene – earthy, musky, and deeply relaxing

Uncle Snoop is a premium Super Exotics Hybrid THCa flower that brings together classic West Coast character, rich terpene depth, and a smooth, satisfying finish. Crafted from Master Kush × Afghani Landrace genetics, this living soil-grown hybrid delivers a refined balance of mental ease and physical relaxation, making it an easy choice for customers seeking top-shelf flower with both flavor and presence.

Cultivated in living soil, Uncle Snoop is grown to highlight the full expression of its genetics — producing a richer aroma, fuller flavor, and a more nuanced smoking experience than rushed or conventionally grown flower. This is boutique-quality THCa flower designed for smokers who appreciate depth, smoothness, and old-school influence elevated through premium cultivation.

The effects of Uncle Snoop are mellow, euphoric, and deeply calming without feeling overly heavy right away. Expect a smooth hybrid experience that helps ease mental tension while settling the body into a relaxed, comfortable state. It’s a strong option for winding down in the evening, decompressing after a long day, or simply enjoying a slower-paced session with classic OG-inspired energy.

Its terpene profile is led by myrcene, caryophyllene, and humulene, creating a bold and layered aroma that combines earthy pine, sweet citrus, and a subtle touch of herbal spice. The flavor follows through with a smooth, grounded richness that feels both classic and elevated — familiar to fans of old-school cultivars, yet polished enough to stand out in a premium lineup.

For customers searching for living soil hybrid THCa flower, exotic indoor hemp flower, or top-shelf hybrid flower with earthy pine and citrus flavor, Uncle Snoop delivers a luxurious, terpene-forward experience rooted in timeless genetics and smooth, laid-back effects.

Effects

Expect a mellow, euphoric hybrid high that eases the mind, relaxes the body, and makes it easy to settle into the moment.

Appearance & Aroma

Expect dense, top-shelf buds with rich bag appeal and a pungent aroma of earthy pine, sweet citrus, and subtle herbal spice.

Crosses

Master Kush × Afghani Landrace

Dominant Terpenes

• Myrcene – earthy, musky, and relaxing
• Caryophyllene – warm, peppery, and grounding
• Humulene – woody, herbal, and slightly spicy

Strong with the Force and rich in terpene flavor, Baby Yoda Exotic Smalls deliver premium indoor quality in perfectly sized buds. This balanced hybrid — a cross of Khalifa Kush and Banana Kush and Biscotti — offers a smooth fusion of euphoric clarity, gentle body calm, and creamy fruit-forward flavor, making it a versatile choice for any time of day.

Hand-selected by August Cannabis Club, these exotic smalls preserve the potency, freshness, and visual appeal of top-shelf flower in a value-friendly format.

Appearance

Baby Yoda stands out immediately with its soft, vibrant green buds — a striking mix of bright and deep forest tones that signal freshness and careful curing. Each nug is thickly coated in shimmering trichomes, giving it a frosted, resin-rich finish that speaks to its potency and terpene density.

Flavor & Aroma

A smooth, layered profile that keeps you coming back:

• Creamy banana sweetness

• Bright citrus and herbal notes

• Light diesel funk for depth

The inhale is silky and sweet, followed by a clean, refreshing finish.

Effects & Experience

Balanced, clear-headed, and easy to enjoy:

• Euphoric lift that boosts mood

• Focused mental clarity without fog

• Calm body relaxation that stays functional

Ideal for daytime productivity, creative sessions, or unwinding without heavy sedation.

Why Choose Baby Yoda Exotic Smalls from August?

• Premium indoor THCa flower in value-friendly smalls

• Soft, trichome-rich buds with exceptional freshness

• Same terpene profile & potency as full-size colas

• Balanced hybrid suitable for day or night

Whether you're navigating hyperspace or your daily routine, Baby Yoda Exotic Smalls deliver smooth flavor, vibrant bag appeal, and balanced effects at an unbeatable value.

White Russian x Malawi

White Russian x Malawi is a standout sativa greenhouse THCa flower bred for those who appreciate uplifting effects, bold aroma, and energetic daytime sessions. This unique cross combines the resin-heavy potency of White Russian with the soaring, cerebral character of Malawi, resulting in a lively and flavorful strain that leans bright, stimulating, and clear-headed.

Grown in the greenhouse, this flower develops with the help of natural sunlight while maintaining the structure, trichome coverage, and overall quality customers expect from premium THCa hemp. The result is a sativa-forward experience that feels vibrant and motivating without sacrificing smoothness or flavor.

Aroma & Flavor

White Russian x Malawi delivers a complex profile that blends earthy spice, citrus zest, herbal sweetness, and subtle woody notes. On the nose, expect a sharp and slightly exotic aroma with hints of fresh herbs, pepper, and bright fruit. The flavor follows through with a smooth smoke that leaves behind a clean, spicy-citrus finish.

Effects

This strain is all about mental elevation and daytime momentum. White Russian x Malawi is known for its uplifting, energizing, and creatively stimulating effects, making it a strong pick for mornings, afternoons, or anytime you want to stay engaged and productive. Many customers reach for sativa strains like this when they want a mood boost, enhanced focus, or a more social, active experience.

Greenhouse Grown Quality

Our greenhouse THCa flower offers a balance of quality and value, giving you flavorful, terpene-rich buds with a more natural grow style. White Russian x Malawi showcases appealing structure, sticky trichomes, and the kind of lively sativa profile that makes it an easy addition to any daytime rotation.

Whether you're a longtime sativa fan or just looking for something bright, functional, and flavorful, White Russian x Malawi THCa flower delivers a clean and enjoyable experience with classic greenhouse value.

Mac Daddy THCa Flower is a well-rounded, crowd-pleasing strain known for delivering a smooth balance of mental clarity, creative energy, and gentle relaxation. With moderate-to-high THCa levels, Mac Daddy is ideal for those seeking a productive, enjoyable experience that doesn’t feel overwhelming—making it a go-to choice for both daytime and early evening use.

This versatile strain offers a complex flavor profile that blends earthy richness with bright citrus notes, subtle sweetness, and a touch of pine on the finish. Its aroma mirrors the flavor, filling the air with fragrant herbal and floral tones that feel fresh and inviting.

Effects & Experience

Mac Daddy is celebrated for its uplifting yet grounded effects, making it a favorite among both recreational and medicinal users. The high begins with a light cerebral lift that encourages creativity and positive focus, followed by a calm body relaxation that never tips into heavy sedation.

Users commonly report feeling:

• Uplifted and creative, perfect for artistic projects or brainstorming

• Relaxed yet focused, easing mild stress while staying clear-headed

• Social and functional, great for conversation, work, or casual outings

Flavor & Aroma

• Flavor: Earthy, citrusy, sweet, with hints of pine

• Aroma: Herbal, floral, lightly sweet, and refreshing

Terpene Profile

• Limonene: Bright citrus notes that support mood elevation and energy

• Myrcene: Adds earthy depth and promotes relaxation

• Pinene: Contributes a clean pine aroma while helping maintain focus

Appearance

Mac Daddy buds are dense and well-formed, coated in frosty trichomes with rich green tones and vibrant orange pistils, giving them a premium, sticky finish that reflects their potency and quality.

Our THCa Shake is a premium blend of small flower pieces, sugar leaves, and loose trichomes collected from our exotic indoor strains. Made from the same high-quality batches as our top-shelf flower, this terpene-rich shake offers strong potency in a more versatile, budget-friendly format. Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping, or infusing, Flower Shake delivers smooth flavor, reliable effects, and exceptional value. Its fine, ready-to-use texture makes it perfect for everyday sessions or easy edible prep—no grinding required.

We treat THCa shake like a product of its own. NOT just leftovers.
Here’s what makes ours better:

• Made from exotic indoor-grown strains

• Packed with visible trichomes and full-spectrum flavor

• Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping or making edibles

• Fresh, not dusty or dry

• Third-party lab tested for quality and safety

• Available in 28 gram quantities 

Pink Tuna is a bold greenhouse-grown indica known for its heavy aroma, rich flavor, and deeply relaxing character. This strain brings together pungent gas, earthy depth, and subtle sweet undertones for an experience that feels classic, potent, and full-bodied. For indica lovers who enjoy louder profiles and a more grounded finish, Pink Tuna delivers the kind of unmistakable presence that stands out the moment you open the bag.

On the nose, Pink Tuna leans into a powerful mix of diesel, earthy kush, spice, and faint sweetness. Its aroma is loud and savory with that unmistakable funky edge, while the flavor follows through with a smooth smoke that combines gassy richness, peppery earth, and a slightly creamy finish. The greenhouse-grown expression helps preserve the strain’s natural character, giving it a flavorful, terpene-rich profile that feels both robust and well-rounded.

As an indica, Pink Tuna is best suited for slowing things down and settling into a more relaxed pace. Its effects are often described as calming and body-forward, making it a great option for evening sessions, quiet nights, or anytime you want to ease tension and fully unwind. Expect a soothing mental calm paired with a heavier physical relaxation that can make Pink Tuna especially appealing when you are looking for something deeper and more grounding.

Our greenhouse-grown Pink Tuna features dense, resin-coated buds with rich green tones, hints of pinkish-orange pistils, and a frosty finish that speaks to its quality. Grown with the benefit of natural light in a controlled greenhouse environment, this strain offers strong visual appeal, loud aroma, and the kind of satisfying indica experience that keeps customers coming back. If you are looking for a flavorful greenhouse indica with pungent gas and relaxing effects, Pink Tuna is a standout choice.

Lemon Zonkers Greenhouse Living Soil THCa Flower (Hybrid)

Bright, zesty, and seriously uplifting — Lemon Zonkers is a hybrid THCa flower that delivers that fresh-squeezed citrus vibe from the first crack of the jar. Grown in a greenhouse with living soil, this batch is all about clean flavor, loud aroma, and a balanced, day-to-night experience that doesn’t feel one-note.

Expect a terp-forward profile that leans lemon candy, sweet citrus peel, and a light herbal funk, with a smooth finish that keeps you reaching back for another pull. The effects land right in that “sweet spot” hybrid zone: mood-lifting and clear-headed up front, then settling into a calm, easy body feel that won’t glue you to the couch.

Why Greenhouse + Living Soil?

Greenhouse living soil flower is a best-of-both-worlds option: the plant gets the advantages of natural sunlight while staying protected in a controlled environment. Living soil supports a thriving microbial ecosystem that helps produce more expressive terpene development and a more “full” flower character — and greenhouse cultivation often makes top-quality flower more budget-friendly than fully indoor.

Flavor & Aroma

• Taste: lemon candy, sweet citrus, light spice

• Aroma: bright lemon zest, sugar, soft earthy undertones

Effects

• Balanced hybrid: uplifting, happy, mentally clear

• Come-down: calm, grounded, lightly relaxing

Appearance

Lemon Zonkers typically shows off vibrant green buds with golden pistils and a frosty trichome coat, giving it that fresh, sticky look you want in a greenhouse-grown living soil batch.

If you love citrus-forward hybrids with a clean, upbeat profile and smooth versatility, Lemon Zonkers is a no-brainer for daytime sessions, creative flow, social plans, or an easy transition into the evening.

Our THCa Shake is a premium blend of small flower pieces, sugar leaves, and loose trichomes collected from our exotic indoor strains. Made from the same high-quality batches as our top-shelf flower, this terpene-rich shake offers strong potency in a more versatile, budget-friendly format. Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping, or infusing, Flower Shake delivers smooth flavor, reliable effects, and exceptional value. Its fine, ready-to-use texture makes it perfect for everyday sessions or easy edible prep—no grinding required.

We treat THCa shake like a product of its own. NOT just leftovers.
Here’s what makes ours better:

• Made from exotic indoor-grown strains

• Packed with visible trichomes and full-spectrum flavor

• Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping or making edibles

• Fresh, not dusty or dry

• Third-party lab tested for quality and safety

• Available in 28 gram quantities 

Raspberry Gas is a bold hybrid that masterfully blends the sweet, fruity essence of Raspberry Kush with the pungent power of Sour Diesel. The result? A strain that delivers a complex flavor profile—juicy berries up front, backed by skunky diesel and earthy spice.

Powered by dominant Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Limonene terpenes, Raspberry Gas offers a sensory-rich experience with both flavor and effect. Expect a fast-hitting cerebral buzz that lifts your mood and sharpens focus, followed by a smooth, relaxing body high that melts away tension without slowing you down.

Flavor & Aroma

• Sweet, ripe raspberries with notes of pungent diesel

• Earthy spice and subtle herbal undertones

• Bold, aromatic smoke with a fruity-meets-fuel finish

Effects & Experience

• Energizing head high paired with calming body effects

• Elevates mood and enhances creativity

• Great for winding down or powering through a passion project

Whether you're recharging after a long day or gearing up for something inspired, Raspberry Gas delivers a flavorful ride that hits both body and mind just right.

Our THCa Shake is a premium blend of small flower pieces, sugar leaves, and loose trichomes collected from our exotic indoor strains. Made from the same high-quality batches as our top-shelf flower, this terpene-rich shake offers strong potency in a more versatile, budget-friendly format. Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping, or infusing, Flower Shake delivers smooth flavor, reliable effects, and exceptional value. Its fine, ready-to-use texture makes it perfect for everyday sessions or easy edible prep—no grinding required.

We treat THCa shake like a product of its own. NOT just leftovers.
Here’s what makes ours better:

• Made from exotic indoor-grown strains

• Packed with visible trichomes and full-spectrum flavor

• Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping or making edibles

• Fresh, not dusty or dry

• Third-party lab tested for quality and safety

• Available in 28 gram quantities 

Hindu Kush is a legendary pure indica strain that originates from the rugged, mountainous region between Afghanistan and Pakistan. Known for its heavy, body-melting effects and resilient landrace genetics, this strain has been a cornerstone of traditional hash-making and modern breeding for decades. Hindu Kush delivers a deeply relaxing, sedative high ideal for nighttime use, stress relief, and easing both mental and physical tension.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Earthy and rich with notes of pine, sandalwood, and spice
• Hints of sweet herbs and hash on the exhale
• Smooth, dense smoke with a musky, grounding finish

Effects & Experience

• Deep full-body relaxation with a calm, introspective mindset
• Heavy sedative effects that ease you into sleep or stillness
• Ideal for melting away stress, pain, and anxiety
• A classic “end-of-day” strain for deep mental and physical release

Appearance

Compact, resin-heavy buds with a dense, conical structure
Forest green nugs with deep purple accents and fiery orange hairs
Thick layer of trichomes that gives the flower a frosty, sticky texture

History & Origins

Hindu Kush is a true landrace strain, originally cultivated in the Hindu Kush mountain range and prized for its natural hardiness and deeply calming effects. Its genetics have influenced countless modern indicas and hash strains, making it a foundational cultivar in the cannabis world.

Best For

✔ Nighttime use & deep relaxation
✔ Sleep support, chronic pain, and stress relief
✔ Fans of traditional, earthy, hash-like indicas

Hindu Kush is a timeless indica that offers a return to the roots of cannabis—pure, potent, and profoundly calming. Whether you're seeking restful sleep or full-body stillness, this strain delivers a serene, grounded high that lingers long after your last hit.

Our THCa Shake is a premium blend of small flower pieces, sugar leaves, and loose trichomes collected from our exotic indoor strains. Made from the same high-quality batches as our top-shelf flower, this terpene-rich shake offers strong potency in a more versatile, budget-friendly format. Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping, or infusing, Flower Shake delivers smooth flavor, reliable effects, and exceptional value. Its fine, ready-to-use texture makes it perfect for everyday sessions or easy edible prep—no grinding required.

We treat THCa shake like a product of its own. NOT just leftovers.
Here’s what makes ours better:

• Made from exotic indoor-grown strains

• Packed with visible trichomes and full-spectrum flavor

• Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping or making edibles

• Fresh, not dusty or dry

• Third-party lab tested for quality and safety

• Available in 28 gram quantities 

Violet Verdict is an indica-dominant greenhouse strain with bold dessert-like flavor and a seriously elevated 34.04% THCa. This unique cross of Purple Thai × Obama Runtz blends exotic floral notes with sweet, candy-forward depth for a smoke that feels both bright and indulgent.

Expect creamy vanilla up front, followed by sour green apple, citrus zest, and a smooth sugary finish. The aroma is rich and layered, balancing sweet fruit and cream with a tangy, slightly sour edge that keeps every hit interesting.

Violet Verdict delivers a euphoric, creative high that gradually settles into a calm, relaxing body feel. It is a great pick for unwinding without completely checking out, whether you are hanging with friends, getting into a creative project, or easing into the evening.

Greenhouse grown and carefully cured for fresh flavor, rich aroma, and dependable potency.

Alaskan Thunderfuck (ATF) is a legendary sativa-dominant hybrid with bold effects and a flavor profile as wild as its name. Originally hailing from the Matanuska Valley in Alaska, this strain is renowned for its fast-hitting cerebral buzz, creative lift, and energizing qualities that make it a go-to for daytime use. Whether you're tackling a to-do list or sparking a creative project, ATF delivers mental clarity and motivation with a euphoric edge.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Pungent earth and diesel layered with pine
• Sharp citrus undertones and a skunky punch
• Earthy inhale with a sweet, lemony finish on the exhale

Effects & Experience

• Fast-acting cerebral high with mood-boosting euphoria
• Sharpens focus and enhances creativity
• Energizing without being overwhelming—great for productivity or social settings
• May help alleviate fatigue, stress, and mild depression

Appearance

Fluffy, medium-to-large buds with a sativa-leaning structure
Bright green nugs accented by deep orange pistils
Coated in a generous layer of icy trichomes that hint at potency

History & Origins

A strain as bold as its name, Alaskan Thunderfuck traces its roots to a mysterious Northern California sativa crossed with a Russian ruderalis and later stabilized with Afghani genetics. The result is a powerful, terpene-rich hybrid that’s become a cult classic among seasoned smokers.

Best For

✔ Daytime use & staying productive
✔ Creative flow and elevated mood
✔ Fans of strong sativas with a diesel-pine twist

Alaskan Thunderfuck is the ultimate wake-and-bake strain—invigorating, flavorful, and perfect for getting things done with a buzz. Expect a punch of energy, a burst of inspiration, and a uniquely memorable smoke.

Blue Zkittlez is an indica-leaning strain that brings together sweet berry candy flavor, floral citrus, and a smooth earthy finish. Known for its dense, colorful buds and heavy trichome coverage, this batch is packed with the kind of loud, fruit-forward aroma Blue Zkittlez fans look for.

The smoke is rich and flavorful, with notes of ripe blueberries, tropical candy, fresh pine, and soft peppery spice. Blue Zkittlez is a great choice for slower evenings, movie nights, winding down after work, or anytime you are looking for a more laid-back indica experience.

Our Blue Zkittlez is indoor grown, carefully cured, and packaged fresh to preserve its flavor, aroma, and frosty appearance.

Grow your own premium THCa hemp flower with our 4 Count Feminized Autoflower THCa Hemp Seeds. These seeds are selected for growers looking for a simple, efficient growing experience with the added convenience of feminized genetics and a fast autoflower lifecycle.

Unlike photoperiod varieties, autoflower seeds begin flowering automatically with age, making them a great option for both newer growers and experienced cultivators who want a quicker turnaround. These plants typically finish in approximately 60 days allowing for a relatively fast seed-to-harvest timeline.

Each pack includes 4 feminized THCa hemp seeds, bred to reduce the chances of male plants and help maximize your flower-producing potential. Whether you're growing indoors or outdoors, autoflower genetics offer a more approachable grow cycle with less need for light schedule changes.

Product Highlights:

• 4 feminized THCa hemp seeds per pack
• Autoflower genetics for a faster, simpler grow
• Typical grow cycle: ~60 days
• Feminized to support flower production
• Suitable for indoor or outdoor cultivation

Important Notes:
Germination, plant size, yield, and cannabinoid expression can vary based on environment, growing conditions, and cultivation experience. Please check your local laws before purchasing or germinating hemp seeds.

Bohemian Soap is a lively greenhouse-grown sativa with a fresh, complex profile and an uplifting character that makes it a great pick for daytime use. Known for its bright, clean aroma and energizing feel, this strain brings together crisp herbal notes, subtle citrus, and a smooth earthy finish for a flavor that feels both refreshing and unique. For shoppers who enjoy sativas with personality, Bohemian Soap stands out with a profile that feels vibrant, modern, and easy to come back to.

On the nose, Bohemian Soap offers a distinctive mix of clean florals, light citrus, soft earth, and a touch of funky sweetness. There’s a crispness to the aroma that gives the strain its name, balanced by deeper herbal undertones that keep it grounded. The flavor carries through with a smooth smoke that blends fresh, slightly soapy notes with hints of lemon zest, herbs, and gentle gas, creating a layered experience that stays interesting from start to finish.

As a sativa, Bohemian Soap is often chosen for its bright, mood-lifting effects and clear-headed energy. This is the kind of strain that can pair well with creative work, social afternoons, running errands, or simply getting into a better headspace without feeling weighed down. Expect an upbeat cerebral buzz with a light body feel, making it a strong option for those who want something flavorful, functional, and easy to enjoy throughout the day.

Our greenhouse-grown Bohemian Soap features resinous buds with vibrant green coloration, golden-orange hairs, and a healthy dusting of trichomes. Greenhouse cultivation allows the plant to develop rich flavor and strong visual appeal while benefiting from natural light, helping preserve the strain’s expressive terpene profile. If you’re looking for a greenhouse sativa with a fresh aroma, smooth smoke, and energetic vibe, Bohemian Soap is a standout addition to the lineup.

Ghost OG is a balanced hybrid known for its classic OG character: pungent earth, bright citrus, and a smooth piney finish. These Exotic Smalls deliver the same carefully cultivated flower and terpene-rich experience of our full-size Ghost OG buds, just in smaller, more convenient nugs.

Expect a flavorful smoke with bold gas-forward notes, subtle lemon, and a fresh herbal edge. Ghost OG offers an easygoing hybrid feel that can suit a laid-back evening, creative downtime, or simply settling into your plans without feeling too weighed down.

Our Exotic Smalls are selected from quality indoor-grown flower, packed fresh, and priced for anyone who wants premium strain character without paying for oversized buds.

Strain Type: Hybrid
Flavor Notes: Citrus, pine, earthy gas
Aroma: Bright lemon, herbal earth, classic OG funk

If you’re looking for a true middle-of-the-road hybrid that hits fast and keeps the vibe high, Sherbanger is the one. This 50/50 balanced hybrid (a flavorful cross of Sherbet × Headbanger) delivers an energizing head rush up front, followed by a smooth, creative lift that’s perfect for staying engaged without getting scattered. It’s the kind of strain that makes music better, conversations funnier, and ideas easier to catch.

Crack the bag and you’ll get a loud, dessert-meets-fuel nose: creamy citrus and blueberry gelato sweetness layered with spicy herbal notes that keep it sharp and complex. The flavor follows through—bright and creamy on the inhale, with a slightly peppery, herbaceous finish that lingers.

Effects land in that sweet spot: euphoric and social, with a relaxed undercurrent that keeps things comfortable. Sherbanger shines when you want to feel good and functional—whether you’re hanging with friends, knocking out something creative, or just vibing out without committing to full couch mode.

What to expect

• Strain: Sherbanger

• Type: Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

• Genetics: Sherbet × Headbanger

• Flavor/Aroma: Creamy citrus, spicy herbs, blueberry gelato

• Effects: Fast-acting euphoria, creative lift, mellow relaxation

• Best for: Social sessions, inspiration, good vibes

Sherbanger THCa Flower is a go-to when you want energy + creativity with a smooth, relaxed finish—a crowd-pleasing hybrid that still feels special every time you open it up.

Orange Cookies is a bright, flavorful, and terpene-rich Living Soil Exotic AAA THCa flower known for its unmistakable citrus-forward profile and top-shelf exotic quality. Blending sweet orange zest with smooth cookie dough undertones, this strain delivers a flavorful, aromatic smoke with the kind of depth and character that makes it stand out in any premium rotation.

Grown slowly in living soil to maximize terpene expression, Orange Cookies offers a richer, louder, and more natural flavor profile than flower grown with salt-based methods. This cultivation style allows the plant to fully express its genetics, resulting in vibrant aroma, sticky resin production, dense bud structure, and a smooth, clean smoke from start to finish. For customers who care about flavor, bag appeal, and how a strain actually smokes, Orange Cookies checks every box.

This is premium Sesh THCa flower, cultivated with intention and harvested at peak maturity. From its exotic visual quality to its bold nose and balanced experience, Orange Cookies is a standout choice for anyone looking for a strain that feels both elevated and approachable.

Orange Cookies Strain Genetics

Orange Cookies is a sought-after citrus dessert cultivar bred from:

Orange Juice × Girl Scout Cookies

This genetic pairing helps shape the strain’s distinctive personality:

• Orange Juice contributes sharp citrus zest, sweet orange peel, and a bright, uplifting aromatic quality
• Girl Scout Cookies (GSC) adds creamy sweetness, doughy depth, dense resin production, and a fuller body to the experience

Together, these genetics create a strain that is flavor-packed, smooth-smoking, and deeply enjoyable, especially when grown in living soil.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Orange Cookies offers a loud and layered terpene profile led by fresh orange peel, sweet citrus, and creamy cookie dough. The aroma is bright and vibrant, with sugary citrus notes upfront followed by a smooth, slightly rich finish. On the inhale, expect a flavorful combination of orange zest, sweetness, and soft dessert-like undertones that lingers pleasantly on the palate.

Effects & Experience

Orange Cookies delivers a balanced experience that feels both uplifting and grounded. Many customers enjoy this strain for its ability to bring a brighter, more elevated headspace while still maintaining a smooth, easy body feel. It’s the kind of flower that can feel flavorful, functional, and relaxing all at once, making it a versatile addition to your stash.

Cultivation & Quality

Orange Cookies is grown using living soil methods, where beneficial microbes and organic inputs help support natural terpene and cannabinoid development.

What sets this flower apart:

• Living soil cultivation
• Slow, controlled dry and cure
• Hand-trimmed buds
• Sticky, resin-coated structure
• Exotic AAA visual quality

The result is flower that smells louder, tastes cleaner, and smokes smoother.

If you’re looking for a citrusy THCa strain with dessert-like sweetness, top-shelf bag appeal, and true living soil character, Orange Cookies is a standout in the Exotic AAA lineup.

Our THCa Shake is a premium blend of small flower pieces, sugar leaves, and loose trichomes collected from our exotic indoor strains. Made from the same high-quality batches as our top-shelf flower, this terpene-rich shake offers strong potency in a more versatile, budget-friendly format. Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping, or infusing, Flower Shake delivers smooth flavor, reliable effects, and exceptional value. Its fine, ready-to-use texture makes it perfect for everyday sessions or easy edible prep—no grinding required.

We treat THCa shake like a product of its own. NOT just leftovers.
Here’s what makes ours better:

• Made from exotic indoor-grown strains

• Packed with visible trichomes and full-spectrum flavor

• Ideal for rolling, packing bowls, vaping or making edibles

• Fresh, not dusty or dry

• Third-party lab tested for quality and safety

• Available in 28 gram quantities 

Top Gun is an indica-dominant THCa hybrid bred by Atlas Seeds, combining Atlas Star × Cotton Candy to create a strain that flies high before gently bringing you in for a smooth landing. With 27.50% THCa, it’s a powerful option best suited for seasoned users seeking both mental clarity and full-body relief.

Effects & Experience
Top Gun hits with a focused, euphoric lift that sharpens the mind and lightens the mood before gradually easing into deep, tranquil relaxation. Whether you're winding down after a long day or seeking serious stress relief, this strain offers a balanced, two-phase experience.

• Uplifting, cerebral onset followed by heavy-body calm

• Ideal for stress relief, pain management, or sleep support

• Strong but smooth—great for evening use

Flavor & Aroma
Expect a bold, layered profile of zesty citrus and gassy diesel, with subtle sweet undertones that round out the exhale. Flavorful and full-bodied from start to finish.

Appearance
Top Gun buds are dense and resinous, with rich green coloration accented by blue undertones, fiery orange hairs, and a generous dusting of frosty white trichomes. Visually striking and expertly cured.

Winning isn’t about knocking yourself out or pushing harder — it’s about staying in control. Whether you’re slowing down after a long day or staying ahead of daily stress, this high-dose enhanced-spectrum live resin tincture supports your nervous system so you can reset, refocus, and keep your balance.

Crafted with full-spectrum CBD live resin and targeted minor cannabinoids, this formula delivers stronger, more functional effects than standard distillate tinctures or gummies — with a silky mouthfeel and no harsh burn.

For vape or edible consumers, tinctures offer a longer-lasting, sugar-free upgrade. For tincture natives, this is simply better input — and better results.

No burn. Silky texture. Clean flavor. Effects that last.

Why You’ll Love It

Enhanced-Spectrum Craft Live Resin
Full-spectrum CBD plus targeted minors for more complete, functional effects.

Calm Without Cloudiness
Supports stress relief while keeping your mind clear — no grogginess or drag.

Built for Absorption
Multi-oil base improves bioavailability and creates a smooth, silky mouthfeel.

High-Dose, No Weak Servings
1500mg+ per bottle allows flexible, effective dosing for any tolerance.

Choose Your Effect

Indica — Relax & Unwind

• Flavor: Blissful Mint

• Feel: Relaxing, calming

• Ideal for: Evening use, stress release, deeper rest

Sativa — Focus & Stay Balanced

• Flavor: Uplifting Citrus

• Feel: Calm, clarity, focus support

• Ideal for: Daytime use, stress management, mental clarity

Product Details

• Type: CBD tincture

• Spectrum: Enhanced-spectrum live resin

• Size: 30ml / 1oz

• Total CBD: 1500mg+

• Base: Multi-oil blend

• Allergen: Contains almond oil

How to Use CBD Tinctures

Step 1 — Shake Well
Natural cannabinoids and oils can settle. Shake before each use.

Step 2 — Measure Your Dose
Use the dropper to measure your desired amount.

• Beginner: 0.25 mL

• Standard: 0.5–1 mL

• Advanced: 1–2 mL

(Adjust based on tolerance and desired effects.)

Step 3 — Sublingual Absorption
Place the oil under your tongue and hold for 30–60 seconds before swallowing.
This allows faster absorption and stronger effects.

Step 4 — Be Consistent
Use daily for best results. Effects may build over time with consistent use.