Our Dealer’s Choice Box is made for those who love variety, trust our taste, or just want the freshest surprise drops delivered on autopilot.

What’s Inside the Box?
We hand-select strains from our freshest batches:

• Value Tier: Due to limited strain availability, Value Dealer’s Choice ships in 7-gram mylar bags instead of 3.5g. You’ll receive 4 different strains per ounce (28g)—the same total weight, just larger portions of each strain. Because of this packaging format and the nature of our value inventory, we have less flexibility with curation and cannot guarantee all indica, all sativa, all hybrid, or a single phenotype. Each box will include a balanced mix based on what’s available at the time of packing.

• Mixed, Premium & Top Shelf Tiers: Each strain comes in 3.5-gram mylar bags for maximum variety. We can curate your selection based on your preferences—just leave notes for our team below and we’ll do our best to match your request.

Choose Your Tier:

• Mixed Tier (Most Popular): A curated blend of Value, Premium, and Top-Shelf strains for a well-rounded experience.

• Value Tier: Affordable and potent, indoor smalls & greenhouse-grown flower— in 7 gram portions.

• Premium Tier: Living soil indoor-grown flower for flavor-forward sessions.

• Top Shelf Tier: Connoisseur quality, exotic indoor-only, trichome-rich flower that hits like a dispensary favorite.

Oishii - Hybrid

Oishii, meaning “delicious” in Japanese, lives up to its name with a complex flavor profile and a euphoric, full-spectrum high. This perfectly balanced hybrid is the result of crossing Flavor Pack #7 with Moonbow 112 F2, and the outcome is nothing short of mouthwatering.

From the first inhale, expect bold notes of sweet citrus candy, layered with skunky funk and a touch of spicy fuel. The aroma mirrors the taste—bright lemon with a deep, dank kick that fills the room.

The effects come on fast and buzzy, lifting your mood with an effervescent head high while a gentle tingle spreads through your limbs. It’s the kind of high that leaves your mind elevated and electric, while your body finds a relaxed, easy rhythm — energizing without edge, soothing without sedation.

THCa Badder

Pure power. Rich flavor. Precision-crafted.

This is concentrate done right — a potent blend of high-terpene extract (HTE) and 99% pure THCa isolate, made from fresh frozen cannabis for a full-spectrum experience that stays compliant with the 2018 Farm Bill. The result? A smooth, creamy badder that delivers high potency and authentic strain flavor in every dab.

We’re not cutting corners — just dialing in the details. With a total cannabinoid content of 93.88% and THCa levels topping 85%, this badder hits hard while keeping flavor front and center. Each batch is strain-specific and terpene-rich, offering the kind of aroma and taste that true extract lovers expect.

Why It Hits Different:

• Ultra Potent:
  85.51% THCa + 93.88% total cannabinoids = serious strength

• Farm Bill Compliant:
  Made for the modern market, without compromising quality

• Sauce + Isolate:
  Combines HTE from fresh frozen flower with pure THCa isolate

• Strain-Specific Flavors:
  Real terpenes, not fake additives — every batch reflects the flower it came from

• Perfect Consistency:
  Whipped to a buttery, dab-ready texture

Who It’s For:

• True Dab Heads who know what clean fire tastes like

• Budget-Conscious Cannasseurs looking for top-tier quality without the markup

• High-Tolerance Users who want serious potency

• CBD Users exploring the deeper effects of THCa

What You Can Expect:

Flavor that mirrors the strain. Effects that hit quick and stay strong. And peace of mind from full-panel lab results available with every batch.

This isn’t just a concentrate — it’s a carefully made expression of the plant, engineered for both compliance and performance.

THCa Badder. Full spectrum fire. Nothing less.

G Force is a heavy-hitting indica-dominant hybrid bred from three legendary strains: G13, Northern Lights, and Skunk #1. Known for its powerful, full-body effects and deep relaxation, G Force delivers a euphoric calm that melts away stress, tension, and the weight of the day. This strain is ideal for evening use when you’re ready to disconnect and drift into a tranquil, dreamlike state.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

Pungent skunk and earthy spice with sweet citrus top notes
Woody, smooth inhale with lemon-pepper undertones on the exhale
Bold and complex, leaving a spicy-sweet aftertaste

Appearance

Dense, resinous buds with a classic indica structure
Dark olive-green nugs accented by burnt orange hairs
Frosted in a generous layer of milky trichomes

Effects & Experience

Deep physical relaxation that eases muscle tension
Uplifting euphoria followed by calming sedation
Ideal for relieving stress, anxiety, and promoting sleep
Strong body high with a peaceful, floaty mental state

History & Origins

G Force combines the legendary potency of G13, the soothing power of Northern Lights, and the skunky, citrus-forward character of Skunk #1. This trifecta of iconic genetics creates a well-balanced, deeply relaxing experience for seasoned consumers and medical users alike.

Best For

✔ Nighttime use & sleep support
✔ Stress, anxiety, and muscle tension relief
✔ Fans of skunky, earthy, and bold flavor profiles

G Force is a potent, terpene-rich indica that doesn’t hold back—perfect for anyone looking to fully unplug and find a moment of peace.

Blue Gummies is a flavorful, deeply relaxing indica-dominant hybrid that delivers full-body calm without clouding the mind. With a terpene profile as inviting as its name, expect a delicious blend of ripe blueberries, cooling menthol, and subtle floral notes that make every puff feel like a fresh breeze.

Effects & Experience

From the first inhale, Blue Gummies wraps you in a blanket of calm. The initial wave soothes both body and mind, softening muscle tension and quieting anxious thoughts—yet it leaves just enough focus to help you unwind with intention. It’s the perfect companion for late nights, creative wind-downs, or those moments when you need peace without full sedation.

• Relaxing but not sedating

• Clears mental clutter without fogginess

• Great for anxiety, chronic pain, and end-of-day stress

• May support deeper, more restful sleep

Flavor & Aroma

• Blueberry forward: Juicy and bright, like fresh-picked fruit

• Menthol exhale: Cool, clean finish that refreshes the senses

• Floral undertones: Wildflower and herbal hints round out the bouquet

Appearance

These dense, sticky buds are show-stoppers—streaked with deep purple and blue hues, blanketed in shimmering trichomes, and dotted with fiery orange pistils. Visually, Blue Gummies is as captivating as it is effective.

Why You’ll Love It

• Rich, sweet flavor profile with a minty twist

• Balanced effects: calm your body, clear your head

• A go-to for winding down without zoning out

Meet Lady Zaza, a top-tier THCa strain that commands attention with its bold potency, striking aesthetics, and complex cannabinoid profile. Crafted for connoisseurs who appreciate both strength and sophistication, this indoor-grown masterpiece offers a uniquely elevated experience.

Aesthetic Brilliance

Lady Zaza is a visual showstopper, with deep green nugs draped in rich purple hues, accented by a generous dusting of trichomes. This carefully cultivated strain is as beautiful as it is potent, a testament to the precision and craftsmanship behind its growth.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Aroma: A mesmerizing mix of earthy depth, sweet berries, and subtle spice, creating a bold yet inviting scent that lingers.
• Flavor: Expect a rich, layered taste—earthy and sweet on the inhale, followed by a spicy, complex finish that keeps you coming back for more.

The Lady Zaza Experience

Whether you're seeking deep relaxation, mental clarity, or an inspired high, Lady Zaza delivers with an intensity that satisfies seasoned users and newcomers alike. Prepare for a ride that’s smooth, strong, and unforgettable.

Meet Headband, a classic hybrid THCa strain known for its smooth, full-bodied vibe and that signature “wrapped around the temples” feel that earned it the name. This batch is indoor grown in living soil, meaning the flower develops slowly and naturally with a focus on flavor, aroma, and resin production—the kind of quality you can see in the trichome coverage and taste in every pull.

Crack the bag and you’ll get a bold, old-school profile that blends diesel fuel, earthy funk, and lemony citrus, often finished with a peppery bite on the backend. The smoke is rich and satisfying—loud enough for longtime connoisseurs, but clean and smooth when properly cured.

Headband’s effects are the reason it’s a staple: it tends to start with a bright mental lift and euphoric calm, then eases into a steady body relaxation that doesn’t instantly put you to sleep. It’s a go-to for afternoon sessions, creative focus, decompressing after work, or anytime you want to feel relaxed but still functional.

Why Indoor Living Soil?

Living soil cultivation helps preserve the plant’s natural terpene expression, supporting a louder nose, deeper flavor, and a more well-rounded experience compared to quick-turn methods. Indoor conditions add consistency—dialed-in light, climate, and care—so each harvest comes out clean, dense, and resinous.

What to expect

• Strain: Headband

• Type: Hybrid

• Grow: Indoor Living Soil

• Aroma/Flavor: Diesel, earthy, citrus-lemon, subtle spice

• Effects: Euphoric uplift → calm body ease, balanced and steady

• Best for: Afternoon, winding down, creative focus, stress relief vibes

If you’re chasing a classic diesel-citrus hybrid with premium cultivation behind it, Headband Indoor Living Soil THCa Flower delivers the kind of flavor and balance that keeps it in heavy rotation.

White Truffle is an Indica-dominant hybrid (70% Indica / 30% Sativa) and a standout cut of Gorilla Butter known for its fast-acting, mind-clearing effects and rich, earthy profile. This strain delivers a euphoric cerebral high that quickly fades into full-body calm, making it the perfect companion for evening wind-downs and post-work recovery.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Savory earthiness with subtle garlic and nutty undertones

• Hints of musk and skunk linger on the finish

• Smooth and slightly funky with a creamy, woody aftertaste

Appearance

• Dense, chunky buds coated in snowy-white trichomes

• Dark olive and purple hues with rich amber pistils

• Sticky, resin-rich texture that signals potency

Effects & Experience

• Quick cerebral buzz that clears the mind and lifts the mood

• Deep body relaxation that creeps in without full sedation

• Ideal for easing stress, mental fatigue, and anxious overthinking

• Calming, slightly tingly high that keeps you mellow but aware

History & Origins

White Truffle is a special phenotype of Gorilla Butter, bred for its savory terpene profile and powerful, balanced high. Loved by seasoned users for its calming potency and unique flavor, it's a go-to for stress relief and laid-back evenings.

Best For

✔ Evening use & decompression
✔ Stress, anxiety, and mental burnout
✔ Fans of savory, skunky strains with a smooth finish

Glitterbomb is a dazzling indica-dominant hybrid that shines with bold flavor, frosty aesthetics, and deeply soothing effects. A powerful fusion of Grape Gas #10, OGKB, and Blueberry Headband, this strain leans toward relaxation, offering a euphoric body high with just enough mental clarity to keep the experience balanced. Ideal for evenings or unwinding after a long day, Glitterbomb delivers a calming yet flavorful session you’ll want to return to again and again.

Genetics & Effects

• Lineage: Grape Gas #10 × OGKB × Blueberry Headband

• Effects: Euphoric and relaxing, with a full-body calm that eases stress and tension while gently uplifting the mood

Aesthetic Brilliance

Glitterbomb lives up to its name with dense, oversized buds blanketed in a shimmering coat of trichomes, giving them a frosted, crystalline glow. Rich green hues contrast with vibrant orange pistils, making this strain as visually stunning as it is potent.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Aroma: A rich bouquet of sweet grape and ripe blueberry accented by earthy kush, skunky undertones, and a hint of floral haze

• Flavor: Smooth and fruity on the inhale, with juicy berries, earthy spice, and kushy depth that leaves a sweet, lingering finish

The Glitterbomb Experience

• Deep Relaxation: Ideal for easing stress, tension, and physical discomfort while keeping the mind at ease

• Euphoric Calm: A mood-boosting body high that melts into tranquil sedation

• Evening Escape: Perfect for winding down, watching a movie, or finding peaceful rest

Bold. Flavorful. Relaxing. Glitterbomb offers a sparkling indica experience that pairs eye-catching beauty with potent, body-focused effects—a true standout for those who value both flavor and tranquility.

THCa Live Hash Rosin is the pinnacle of cannabis concentrates, often referred to as the "Liquid Gold" of the industry. This premium extract is meticulously crafted to provide an unparalleled experience for discerning enthusiasts, offering exceptional potency, purity, and flavor.

Jealousy THCa Live Hash Rosin

Jealousy is a potent hybrid blend of Sherbert Bx1 with Gelato 41, delivering a THCa content of 76.60%. Its rich aroma and flavor profile features sweet, creamy berry notes layered with nutty vanilla undertones and subtle hints of chocolate and spice. The effects are euphoric and uplifting, with a creative, giggly high that makes it perfect for social experiences or relaxed creative sessions. 

Funk Mountain THCa Live Hash Rosin

Funk Mountain is a well-balanced hybrid born from the powerhouse pairing of Tropicana Cookies and Strawberry Guava, delivering a THCa content of 77.61%. This strain brings together the best of both worlds—bright, citrus-forward energy and smooth, fruity relaxation. Expect a mouthwatering flavor profile that blends sweet strawberry and tropical guava with sour citrus, creamy cookie notes, and a hint of earthy spice. The high is both euphoric and grounding: an uplifting, creative buzz up top with a calm, body-melting base that lingers for hours.

GMO THCa Live Hash Rosin

Our GMO THCA Live Rosin is a premium indica-dominant concentrate crafted for heavy relaxation and bold flavor. With a potent 74.09% THCa, this solventless extract delivers a smooth, powerful high that melts away stress and tension. A fusion of Black Cherry Punch and Tropicana Cookies, the flavor profile is rich and complex—sweet cherry and citrus notes layered with earthy undertones and a touch of funk. Ideal for end-of-day sessions or deep chill moments, this live rosin hits hard and lingers long.

Fatso THCa Live Hash Rosin

This indica-dominant hybrid is a powerhouse extract with a staggering 79.59% THCa, crafted for those seeking deep, lasting relief. A potent cross of GMO Cookies × Legends OG, this strain delivers a pungent aroma of diesel and garlic layered with earthy undertones, subtle spice, and a bold hint of roasted coffee. The high is heavy and full-bodied, offering deep relaxation, sedation, and a wave of euphoric calm that’s perfect for evening use. Ideal for unwinding after a long day, boosting mood, or stimulating appetite, this strain is your go-to when it’s time to fully let go.

Key Features

• Solventless Purity – Extracted without the use of solvents, using only low heat and pressure to preserve the plant’s natural integrity.
• Fresh-Frozen Extraction – Flowers are immediately frozen post-harvest and remain in this state throughout extraction, maintaining the full spectrum of cannabinoids and terpenes.
• Exceptional Terpene Profile – Small-batch production ensures the preservation of rich, flavorful terpenes for a superior dabbing experience.
• Compliance – Contains less than 0.3% Delta-9 THC, adhering to federal regulations while maintaining a premium quality standard.

Usage Recommendations

• Dabbing – Best enjoyed with a dab rig or vaporizer designed for concentrates. Heat at a low temperature to fully appreciate the terpene-rich profile and experience a smooth, flavorful inhale.
• Storage – Preserve quality by storing in an airtight container in a cool, dark place, away from direct sunlight and heat sources.

With its clean extraction process, potent cannabinoid content, and rich terpene expression, THCa Live Hash Rosin offers an elite experience for those who appreciate the highest level of concentrate craftsmanship.

Strawberry Strudel is a sativa flower that delivers a burst of bright, euphoric energy paired with an irresistibly sweet flavor profile. Known for its uplifting head rush and mood-boosting effects, this strain is a go-to for those seeking a mentally stimulating experience without the heavy drag of more sedating options.

With its dynamic blend of sweet strawberry and buttery pastry notes, each puff of Strawberry Strudel tastes like a warm bite of freshly baked dessert—minus the calories. It’s a sensory delight that satisfies the sweet tooth and sparks motivation in equal measure.

The high begins with a cerebral jolt—energizing, euphoric, and full of feel-good vibes. As it unfolds, a gentle body comfort settles in, softening the edges without slowing you down. Ideal for daytime use, this strain shines when you’re diving into creative work, heading into a workout, or enjoying upbeat conversations with friends.

Flavor & Aroma

• Ripe strawberries with buttery, baked pastry undertones

• Sweet and rich, like a warm strudel fresh from the oven

• Smooth, dessert-like smoke from start to finish

Effects & Experience

• Uplifting head high that inspires creativity and motivation

• Subtle body relaxation without sedation

• Great for socializing, light activity, or creative focus

Potential Benefits

• Helps reduce stress and anxiety

• Elevates mood and encourages a positive mindset

• Supports appetite and daytime pain relief

• Promotes sociability and mental clarity

Mochi, also known as Gelato 47, is a premium, small-batch indica strain crafted for cannabis enthusiasts who appreciate rich flavor and balanced effects. Grown indoors for the highest quality, this strain delivers a dessert-like experience with creamy vanilla and berry notes layered over earthy undertones. Known for its uplifting yet relaxing high, Mochi is perfect for unwinding while maintaining clarity and creativity.

Aroma & Flavor Profile

• Sweet vanilla with a rich berry essence
• Earthy undertones that add depth and balance
• Smooth and creamy finish for a satisfying taste

Key Terpenes

• Limonene – Bright and citrusy, enhances mood and relieves stress
• Myrcene – Earthy and calming, contributing to the strain’s smooth, creamy finish
• Caryophyllene – Adds a touch of spice and may provide anti-inflammatory benefits

Appearance

• Large buds with a soft dense structure
• Coated in a thick layer of trichomes for a frosty finish
• Deep green hues with subtle purple accents and vibrant orange pistils

Mochi’s potent yet smooth effects make it a great choice for those seeking flavorful relaxation with a creative edge. Whether you're indulging in its rich taste or enjoying its calming effects, this strain delivers a truly enjoyable cannabis experience.