Meet Acapulco Gold THCa Flower — a legendary Mexican sativa landrace known for its bright mood boost, clean energy, and classic “daytime” vibe. This sativa-dominant THCA flower (80/20) delivers a clear-headed, uplifting cerebral buzz that’s great for staying social, staying productive, or shaking off mid-day fatigue.

Crack open the jar and you’ll get a sweet, sun-warmed aroma that blends citrus, floral notes, earthy wood, and caramel-like honey. On the flavor side, Acapulco Gold leans tropical: pineapple + mango up front, followed by sweet citrus and a smooth, woody finish.

Visually, this strain is a showpiece—frosty gold-green buds with bright orange pistils and sparkling trichomes that hint at the resin-packed density inside. The terp profile is anchored by Myrcene, Caryophyllene, and Pinene, helping support its balanced combo of euphoria, focus, and long-lasting motivation.

If you’re looking for a premium THCa sativa that feels upbeat without getting messy, Acapulco Gold is a go-to for creative sessions, daytime smoking, and social energy.

Why you’ll love it

• Classic Mexican sativa landrace experience with modern THCa potency

• Tropical fruit + honeyed citrus flavor with earthy depth

• Clear-headed, energizing effects that pair well with daytime plans

• Frosty, gold-green buds with orange pistils and heavy trichome coverage

Acapulco Gold THCA Flower Specs

• Phenotype: Sativa-dominant (80% Sativa / 20% Indica)

• Genetics: Mexican sativa landrace

• Main Terpenes: Myrcene, Caryophyllene, Pinene

• Effects: Euphoric, uplifting, energizing, clear-headed, creative

• Flavor Notes: Pineapple, mango, sweet citrus, earthy wood, honey

• Aroma: Sweet, earthy, citrus, floral, caramel

• Appearance: Frosty gold-green buds, orange pistils, dense resin, sparkling trichomes

Blue Cherry Gelato (BCG) THCa Flower — Indica-Leaning Hybrid

Blue Nerdz × Lemon Cherry Gelato | Berry Candy • Creamy Dough • Kushy Spice

Meet Blue Cherry Gelato (BCG)—an ice-cold, terpene-rich, indica-leaning hybrid that tastes exactly how it sounds. This dessert-forward cross of Blue Nerdz × Lemon Cherry Gelato brings a sweet blueberry-candy punch up front, followed by creamy gelato and a soft sugary dough finish with a hint of kushy spice.

BCG’s effects hit in two clean phases: it starts with a quick lift in mood and euphoria—often described as giggly, happy, and light—then settles into a tingly, calming body high that smooths out stress and melts tension. Keep going and it can drift into that heavy, couch-ready comfort, making it a go-to for evening sessions and end-of-day wind-downs.

Flavor & Aroma

• Blueberry candy • Sweet berries • Sugary dough

• Creamy gelato with a subtle kushy spice

• Loud, dessert terp profile that lingers on the palate

Effects & Experience

• Euphoric, happy head change

• Tingly calm that eases into deep relaxation

• Best for stress relief, decompressing, and winding down

Terpene Profile

Commonly led by limonene, myrcene, and linalool, giving BCG its signature berry-dough gelato vibe and its soothing, feel-good finish.

Appearance

Dense, fluffy buds with emerald green color, deep blue undertones, thin orange pistils, and a thick coat of frosty, blue-tinted trichomes—a true “jar appeal” standout.

If you love sweet, dessert strains with real body comfort and a blissy, giggly start, Blue Cherry Gelato is your new nighttime staple.

Bohemian Soap is a lively greenhouse-grown sativa with a fresh, complex profile and an uplifting character that makes it a great pick for daytime use. Known for its bright, clean aroma and energizing feel, this strain brings together crisp herbal notes, subtle citrus, and a smooth earthy finish for a flavor that feels both refreshing and unique. For shoppers who enjoy sativas with personality, Bohemian Soap stands out with a profile that feels vibrant, modern, and easy to come back to.

On the nose, Bohemian Soap offers a distinctive mix of clean florals, light citrus, soft earth, and a touch of funky sweetness. There’s a crispness to the aroma that gives the strain its name, balanced by deeper herbal undertones that keep it grounded. The flavor carries through with a smooth smoke that blends fresh, slightly soapy notes with hints of lemon zest, herbs, and gentle gas, creating a layered experience that stays interesting from start to finish.

As a sativa, Bohemian Soap is often chosen for its bright, mood-lifting effects and clear-headed energy. This is the kind of strain that can pair well with creative work, social afternoons, running errands, or simply getting into a better headspace without feeling weighed down. Expect an upbeat cerebral buzz with a light body feel, making it a strong option for those who want something flavorful, functional, and easy to enjoy throughout the day.

Our greenhouse-grown Bohemian Soap features resinous buds with vibrant green coloration, golden-orange hairs, and a healthy dusting of trichomes. Greenhouse cultivation allows the plant to develop rich flavor and strong visual appeal while benefiting from natural light, helping preserve the strain’s expressive terpene profile. If you’re looking for a greenhouse sativa with a fresh aroma, smooth smoke, and energetic vibe, Bohemian Soap is a standout addition to the lineup.

Cheerios – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower offers a smooth, lightly sweet profile with gentle cereal-like notes balanced by subtle earth and herbal undertones. These greenhouse-grown small buds provide a mellow, easygoing experience with balanced effects that lean toward light relaxation without heavy sedation.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Our Dealer’s Choice Box is made for those who love variety, trust our taste, or just want the freshest surprise drops delivered on autopilot.

What’s Inside the Box?
We hand-select strains from our freshest batches:

• Value Tier: Due to limited strain availability, Value Dealer’s Choice ships in 7-gram mylar bags instead of 3.5g. You’ll receive 4 different strains per ounce (28g)—the same total weight, just larger portions of each strain. Because of this packaging format and the nature of our value inventory, we have less flexibility with curation and cannot guarantee all indica, all sativa, all hybrid, or a single phenotype. Each box will include a balanced mix based on what’s available at the time of packing.

• Mixed, Premium & Top Shelf Tiers: Each strain comes in 3.5-gram mylar bags for maximum variety. We can curate your selection based on your preferences—just leave notes for our team below and we’ll do our best to match your request.

Choose Your Tier:

• Mixed Tier (Most Popular): A curated blend of Value, Premium, and Top-Shelf strains for a well-rounded experience.

• Value Tier: Affordable and potent, indoor smalls & greenhouse-grown flower— in 7 gram portions.

• Premium Tier: Living soil indoor-grown flower for flavor-forward sessions.

• Top Shelf Tier: Connoisseur quality, exotic indoor-only, trichome-rich flower that hits like a dispensary favorite.

Dolce Gelato – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower delivers a rich, dessert-forward aroma with notes of sweet cream, berries, and a hint of citrus. These greenhouse-grown small buds offer a smooth, balanced experience with uplifting euphoria and gentle body relaxation, true to its Gelato-inspired lineage.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Gelato Float – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower offers a smooth, dessert-like profile with sweet, creamy notes layered over subtle hints of citrus and earth. Grown in a controlled greenhouse environment, these smaller buds deliver a potent, relaxing experience without sacrificing flavor or quality.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

GMO Cookies – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower is known for its pungent, savory aroma, blending garlic, diesel, and earthy notes with a subtle sweetness. These greenhouse-grown small buds offer a potent, deeply relaxing experience, making them a go-to for those seeking strong, long-lasting effects.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Jealousy THCa, a standout cross of Sherbert Bx1 x Gelato 41, delivers both striking visuals and an indulgent flavor experience. Grown in a light-deprivation greenhouse, these chunky, medium-density buds embody "Humboldt-style" cultivation, featuring a bright green hue, fiery orange hairs, and a thick coating of frosty trichomes. This top-tier greenhouse-grown strain offers exceptional quality while maintaining a more accessible price point.

Flavor & Aroma

Jealousy greets the senses with rich, sweet cake-like aromas layered with hints of vanilla and orange peel. The flavor mirrors its scent, delivering a smooth and creamy experience with undertones of spice and citrus for a complex, well-balanced smoke.

Effects & Experience

• Smooth and relaxing, offering a well-rounded hybrid experience
• Flavor-forward with a lingering sweet and creamy finish
• Ideal for both social and solo sessions, pairing potency with a refined terpene profile

Perfect for those who enjoy dessert-inspired strains, Jealousy THCa provides an elevated smoking experience without the premium indoor price tag. Whether rolled up or packed in a bowl, this strain is a must-try for cannabis enthusiasts seeking top-quality flavor and effects.

Lemon Zonkers Greenhouse Living Soil THCa Flower (Hybrid)

Bright, zesty, and seriously uplifting — Lemon Zonkers is a hybrid THCa flower that delivers that fresh-squeezed citrus vibe from the first crack of the jar. Grown in a greenhouse with living soil, this batch is all about clean flavor, loud aroma, and a balanced, day-to-night experience that doesn’t feel one-note.

Expect a terp-forward profile that leans lemon candy, sweet citrus peel, and a light herbal funk, with a smooth finish that keeps you reaching back for another pull. The effects land right in that “sweet spot” hybrid zone: mood-lifting and clear-headed up front, then settling into a calm, easy body feel that won’t glue you to the couch.

Why Greenhouse + Living Soil?

Greenhouse living soil flower is a best-of-both-worlds option: the plant gets the advantages of natural sunlight while staying protected in a controlled environment. Living soil supports a thriving microbial ecosystem that helps produce more expressive terpene development and a more “full” flower character — and greenhouse cultivation often makes top-quality flower more budget-friendly than fully indoor.

Flavor & Aroma

• Taste: lemon candy, sweet citrus, light spice

• Aroma: bright lemon zest, sugar, soft earthy undertones

Effects

• Balanced hybrid: uplifting, happy, mentally clear

• Come-down: calm, grounded, lightly relaxing

Appearance

Lemon Zonkers typically shows off vibrant green buds with golden pistils and a frosty trichome coat, giving it that fresh, sticky look you want in a greenhouse-grown living soil batch.

If you love citrus-forward hybrids with a clean, upbeat profile and smooth versatility, Lemon Zonkers is a no-brainer for daytime sessions, creative flow, social plans, or an easy transition into the evening.

Meet Mai Thai, a perfectly balanced 50/50 hybrid crafted for those who want the best of both worlds—uplifting cerebral energy paired with smooth, body-melting relaxation. Testing at 26.30% THCa, this small-batch flower delivers a potent yet controlled experience ideal for daytime inspiration or evening unwinding.

Flavor & Aroma

Mai Thai greets the senses with a sharp burst of lemon zest and sour citrus, layered over a classic skunky funk and finished with a refreshing hint of cool mint. The terpene profile creates a bright, tangy inhale followed by a crisp, herbal exhale that lingers on the palate.

Effects & Experience

Expect a euphoric head lift that sparks creativity and enhances focus, making it perfect for artistic projects, social settings, or tackling your to-do list with a positive mindset. As the experience settles, a gentle wave of relaxation keeps you grounded without heavy sedation.

✔ Boosts mood and mental clarity
✔ Encourages creativity and conversation
✔ Smooth relaxation without couch-lock

Appearance

Dense, trichome-rich buds showcase vibrant shades of green with fiery orange pistils and a frosty coating that signals top-tier potency and careful cultivation.

Motorbreath Greenhouse THCa Flower is a hard-hitting indica-dominant strain known for its loud gas-forward profile, heavy body feel, and classic kush depth. Bred from Chemdog x SFV OG Kush, Motorbreath is famous for its pungent diesel aroma layered with earthy citrus and sharp chemical funk, making it a go-to pick for customers who love bold, old-school flavor. Its most commonly cited terpenes are limonene, caryophyllene, and myrcene, which help shape its gassy, peppery, slightly lemony character.

Our Greenhouse Motorbreath offers that unmistakable fuel-heavy nose with a more budget-friendly greenhouse value, while still delivering the dense, sticky, resin-rich flower August customers look for. Expect buds with deep green tones, fiery orange pistils, and a frosty finish that speaks to the strain’s potency and bag appeal. Once cracked open, the aroma comes on strong with notes of diesel, earth, citrus, and chem, followed by a rich, kushy smoke that lingers on the palate.

Effect-wise, Motorbreath is best known for its deep relaxation, euphoric heaviness, and potent full-body calm, making it a natural fit for evening sessions, slow weekends, or anyone chasing that classic indica unwind. Because of its strength, it’s often favored by more experienced consumers who want something loud, flavorful, and genuinely weighty

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Pink Tuna is a bold greenhouse-grown indica known for its heavy aroma, rich flavor, and deeply relaxing character. This strain brings together pungent gas, earthy depth, and subtle sweet undertones for an experience that feels classic, potent, and full-bodied. For indica lovers who enjoy louder profiles and a more grounded finish, Pink Tuna delivers the kind of unmistakable presence that stands out the moment you open the bag.

On the nose, Pink Tuna leans into a powerful mix of diesel, earthy kush, spice, and faint sweetness. Its aroma is loud and savory with that unmistakable funky edge, while the flavor follows through with a smooth smoke that combines gassy richness, peppery earth, and a slightly creamy finish. The greenhouse-grown expression helps preserve the strain’s natural character, giving it a flavorful, terpene-rich profile that feels both robust and well-rounded.

As an indica, Pink Tuna is best suited for slowing things down and settling into a more relaxed pace. Its effects are often described as calming and body-forward, making it a great option for evening sessions, quiet nights, or anytime you want to ease tension and fully unwind. Expect a soothing mental calm paired with a heavier physical relaxation that can make Pink Tuna especially appealing when you are looking for something deeper and more grounding.

Our greenhouse-grown Pink Tuna features dense, resin-coated buds with rich green tones, hints of pinkish-orange pistils, and a frosty finish that speaks to its quality. Grown with the benefit of natural light in a controlled greenhouse environment, this strain offers strong visual appeal, loud aroma, and the kind of satisfying indica experience that keeps customers coming back. If you are looking for a flavorful greenhouse indica with pungent gas and relaxing effects, Pink Tuna is a standout choice.

Secret Cookies is a hybrid greenhouse strain that blends dessert-shop sweetness with a little funk—an easy daily driver when you want flavor, balance, and a more budget-friendly option than indoor.

Grown in a light-assisted greenhouse environment, Secret Cookies comes through with dense, frosty buds and that unmistakable “Cookies” nose—sweet dough/vanilla up front, rounded out by light earth and a soft gassy edge. The smoke is smooth and flavorful: creamy-cookie on the inhale, with a slightly herbal, earthy finish.

Effects are classic hybrid: a bright lift in mood and a calm, steady body ease that makes it great for afternoons, casual social hangs, or post-work unwinding—relaxed without instantly tapping you out.

Secret Cookies Greenhouse THCa Flower Highlights

• Strain Type: Hybrid

• Cross/Genetics (commonly listed): Cherry Pie x Girl Scout Cookies (GSC)

• Grow Style: Greenhouse (sun-assisted, terp-friendly, more value-focused)

• Flavor & Aroma: sweet cookie dough, vanilla sugar, light earth, gentle gas

• Vibe: uplifting + mellow, balanced hybrid effects 

If you love Cookies-family flavor but want something you can keep in rotation without the indoor price tag, Secret Cookies Greenhouse Flower is the move—sweet, smooth, and reliably balanced.

Secret Weapons – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower offers a bold, complex aroma with layers of earthy pine, subtle spice, and a touch of sweetness. These greenhouse-grown small buds provide a well-rounded experience, combining uplifting mental clarity with a calm, relaxing body feel.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

If you’re looking for a true middle-of-the-road hybrid that hits fast and keeps the vibe high, Sherbanger is the one. This 50/50 balanced hybrid (a flavorful cross of Sherbet × Headbanger) delivers an energizing head rush up front, followed by a smooth, creative lift that’s perfect for staying engaged without getting scattered. It’s the kind of strain that makes music better, conversations funnier, and ideas easier to catch.

Crack the bag and you’ll get a loud, dessert-meets-fuel nose: creamy citrus and blueberry gelato sweetness layered with spicy herbal notes that keep it sharp and complex. The flavor follows through—bright and creamy on the inhale, with a slightly peppery, herbaceous finish that lingers.

Effects land in that sweet spot: euphoric and social, with a relaxed undercurrent that keeps things comfortable. Sherbanger shines when you want to feel good and functional—whether you’re hanging with friends, knocking out something creative, or just vibing out without committing to full couch mode.

What to expect

• Strain: Sherbanger

• Type: Balanced Hybrid (50/50)

• Genetics: Sherbet × Headbanger

• Flavor/Aroma: Creamy citrus, spicy herbs, blueberry gelato

• Effects: Fast-acting euphoria, creative lift, mellow relaxation

• Best for: Social sessions, inspiration, good vibes

Sherbanger THCa Flower is a go-to when you want energy + creativity with a smooth, relaxed finish—a crowd-pleasing hybrid that still feels special every time you open it up.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Tucson Gelato – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower offers a sweet, creamy profile with notes of vanilla, citrus, and subtle earthiness, reflecting the classic Gelato lineage. These greenhouse-grown small buds deliver a balanced experience with uplifting euphoria and smooth body relaxation, consistent with Gelato’s well-known hybrid effects.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.

Turtle Pie – Greenhouse Smalls THCa Flower features a rich, dessert-inspired profile with notes of chocolate, caramel, and a touch of nuttiness. These greenhouse-grown small buds provide a smooth, potent experience, offering balanced relaxation and flavor in every hit.

Greenhouse Smalls are compact, powerhouse nugs grown in carefully controlled greenhouse environments. Don’t let their size fool you—these buds deliver the same rich flavor, potent effects, and top-shelf quality as their larger counterparts, without the premium price tag.

Grown with precision and care, Greenhouse Smalls offer complex terpene profiles and satisfying highs, making them perfect for budget-friendly exploration or everyday smoking. They're ideal for rolling, packing bowls, or just keeping things simple without sacrificing flavor or potency.