Cheetah Piss

Strain Profile: Orangish green coloring, speckled with orange hairs and purple hues, releasing a loud aroma of skunky citrus, sharp lemon, and earthy diesel funk.

Lemonade × Gelato 42 × London Poundcake 97

Effects: A fast-acting cerebral high that boosts mood, sparks creativity, and melts into a calming body buzz without couchlock.

Terpenes:

  • Caryophyllene
  • Humulene
  • Limonene

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Cheetah Piss is a rare hybrid strain celebrated for its explosive aroma, high THC content, and electrifying effects. This premium THCa flower is designed for seasoned cannabis users who crave intense flavor and a head-to-toe experience.

Strain Origins

Born from the elite genetics of Lemonade x Gelato 42 x London Poundcake 97, Cheetah Piss blends the sweet, citrusy zest of its Lemonade parent with the creamy funk of Gelato and the depth of London Poundcake’s earthy richness.

Flavor & Aroma

Expect an in-your-face terpene profile of skunky citrus, sharp lemon zest, and gassy diesel, with a lingering, funky finish that lives up to its name.

Effects & Experience

This strain hits fast with a euphoric cerebral buzz that fuels creativity, laughter, and social energy. As the high settles, a deep relaxation washes over the body without sedation—making it ideal for both creative work and winding down.

Why You'll Love It

  • Unique, bold terpene profile

  • Balanced hybrid effects: uplifting yet calming

  • Perfect for day or night use

Whether you're lighting up for inspiration or kicking back with friends, Cheetah Piss THCa flower promises a one-of-a-kind, full-spectrum experience that’s as wild as its name.

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Cheetah Piss

$52.00

$52.00

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 19 reviews.

Customer photo review of Cheetah Piss - Exotic Smalls

Good smoke. I can tell how it got it's name, it smells good, but is somewhat reminiscent of cat piss. I'm not good at telling I can smell pine or citrus or chocolate, or in describing tastes, the weed gets me high, good buzz, the nugs are small and very dense, they grind up into a larger pile than you would think. Well worth the price.

Cheetah Piss - Exotic Smalls

I e been ordering from this company for a while and also told other family members about it n they order from here as well. I always enjoy all products. Thankyou August for your great products.

Cheetah Piss

Another go to from August…. Getting harder to pick a favorite..

Cheetah Piss

Taffy works for sleeping… helps my wife relax.. CP is really good smoke. Will definitely try again…

Cheetah Piss

CP has gained my flavor favorite for the moment.. of the flower I’ve tried with August this is very good 👍

Cheetah Piss

10/10, great nug structure and nose. Smokes smooth, not a harsh hit.

Cheetah Piss

It was all very worth it. The quality was amazing and the service was excellent. I’m getting ready to make another order

Cheetah Piss - Exotic Smalls

This has been excellent weed. it is nice to look at ,tastes good and it gets you high.

Cheetah Piss - Exotic Smalls

Nice bud works well. Great freebie. Packing was done very well. Good people to do business with.

Cheetah Piss - Exotic Smalls