Danky Kong

Strain Profile: Dense, dark purple buds are coated in thick trichomes and fiery orange hairs, giving off a rich, funky aroma of diesel, overripe fruit, and earthy sweetness.

Grease Monkey × Pure Michigan

Effects: Delivers a slow-building, euphoric high that melts into full-body relaxation, mood elevation, and a serious case of the munchies—perfect for winding down or zoning out.

Terpenes:

  • Caryophyllene
  • Myrcene
  • Limonene

$32.00

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Quantity: 3.5G
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Donkey Kong is a bold and flavorful hybrid THCa strain bred from Grease Monkey × Pure Michigan, delivering a knockout combo of earthy funk, sweet fruit, and full-bodied relaxation. With a high THCa content and a terpene-rich profile, this strain brings a creeping euphoria that settles into a calm, content buzz—ideal for mellow evenings, gaming sessions, or movie marathons with snacks in hand.

Whether you're looking to unwind, boost your mood, or ride a wave of chill, Donkey Kong is a go-to for laid-back moments and low-pressure vibes.

Strain Highlights

  • Type: Balanced Hybrid

  • Genetics: Grease Monkey × Pure Michigan

  • THCa Content: High – potent when heated (decarboxylated)

  • Cultivation: Premium indoor-grown flower

  • Perfect For: Relaxing nights, munchie missions, casual hangs

Aroma & Flavor Profile

  • Sweet, overripe banana and diesel on the nose

  • Earthy base with subtle notes of nutty kush and spice

  • Fruity, funky exhale with a hint of creamy richness

Effects & Experience

  • Slow-building euphoria that creeps in and melts stress

  • Mood-lifting, calming, and perfectly chill

  • Known to stimulate appetite and enhance sensory experiences

  • Ideal for after-work relaxation, low-key adventures, or cozy nights in

At August Cannabis Club, we grow flower we’re proud to smoke ourselves. Our Donkey Kong THCa flower is clean, potent, and handled with care from seed to slow-cure—no synthetic sprays, ever. This is the kind of strain that makes you sink a little deeper into the couch... and maybe into a snack drawer, too.

We offer fast and discreet shipping to all 50 states. Orders are processed within 1-2 business days and shipped via standard delivery, which typically takes 3-5 business days.

Express shipping options are also available at checkout for an additional fee, ensuring your essentials arrive even sooner.

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Danky Kong THCA Flower August Cannabis Club

$32.00

$32.00

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Customer Reviews

Overall rating: 5.0 / 5 from 26 reviews.

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Frosty buds, dank smell another great product.

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This is some really good flower Danky Kong is my favorite so far

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Danky Kong my favorite strand so far hits smooth, great high

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Dark, fluffy, stanky, danky nuggie goodness

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As Good As I Remember

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Nice balance for day and nights

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Nice Dense, Dank, Nugs

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DANKY KONG, can’t get enough, top left on the 4:20 appetizers meeting, keep safe out there AMERICA!

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Dark, dank and delicious.

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MAMA MIA!!! Great Strain!!!

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Great bud.

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Dark, dense flowers. Skunky and gassy. Permeates the room. Flavor is the same. Slow build, but not a creeper. Starts with clearheaded euphoria and then drops into a heavy stone. Great for winding down. Love the parent strains so this one was exciting to try and absolutely worth it.

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Taste great burns smooth and the buzz was excellent

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This strain is 🔥🔥🔥. August never disappoints, I'm a customer for life

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Nice smooth excellent buzz

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Great product

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Reminds me of the O.G purp back in the day...

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Better then expected gained a new customer

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should have taken a picture to show the vivid colors of this beautiful strain

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awesome sauce!!! love it

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Dank.

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Danky!

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Very rapid shipping for this order =) This strain was just okay for me - seemed like there was still some headroom leftover after each hit. Not every strain is 5-Stars for every person.

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Danny Kong is now one of my favorites love it try it you will not be disappointed! 🌬👍

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Very nice!!!

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ALL GOOD HERE!! GOOD FEELS, GOOD TASTE, NO PROBLEMS!!

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